Zach Braff Is Not Engaged To Mandy Moore

This comes from Zach Braff himself. The man puts to rest the rumors, and addresses a few lesser ones on his Garden State blog.

I am not engaged. But I am dating a very lovely lady. (read rags for fun if you must, but please don’t believe what you read)

I am not part tiger. (one photographer got a shot of my tail and things got blown out of proportion.)

I do love Life Cereal. (this one’s true. Man it’s good; either flavor.)

I am going to be Vesper Lind (the new Bond love interest). After the success of certain films this year, they have decided to “shake things up” this time around. And so Bond will be gay. I play Vesper Lind, a German spy who loves trip-hop and raves. I assassinate my victims by forcing them to drink the fluid inside of glow-sticks. James and I meet when our hands accidentally touch during a “Licensed to Kill” seminar in Dusseldorf. We were both reaching for an “Ain’t Misbehavin” CD that kills an enemy after he/she listens to the Act One curtain closer. Not very effective as a means of assassination since the target would have to make it through some really mediocre numbers in the first act, and like I said, it only works on “he/she’s” which aren’t very common in the spy business outside of Thailand. Can’t say much more it’s all very hush-hush…

I love Zach Braff. He’s no holds barred when it comes to what he will do for a laugh on Scrubs, and I enjoy every minute of it.

(Images via Giant Magazine)

Joshua Radin=Good [Garden State Blog]