Zach Braff Blogs That He’s Not a Player, He Just Crushes a Lot

June 26th, 2007 // 5 Comments

break-up from her “toxic boyfriend”. And insiders have been hinting that she is referring to none other than the “Scrubs” and “Garden State” star. In the wake of this speculation about Zach’s “pussyhound” status, he posted a blog intended to clear his good name.

I’m not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup. I am in fact, merely doing what every other single 32 year old man in NYC is doing this summer. I am dating. If you must read that stuff, please don’t digest it as fact.

I have to say that if it were any other pop star-like celebrity that he had left in his past, I might think that they deserved each other, but Mandy Moore simply doesn’t strike me as the trashy type. I base that mostly on the fact that I don’t know off the top of my head what her navel looks like, since I think she tends to keep it concealed. In any case, Zach finishes his blog by simply stating, “Don’t believe the hype.” But Zach, as an ardent devotee of gossip and speculation,”the hype” is the closest thing it gets to gospel for me. So…sorry.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. Fifi

    Still a vulture faced douche bag in my book

  2. Alexis

    “Don’t believe the hype”? Very interesting choice of words, especially since John Mayer used that exact same phrase in his own blog when the whole People Magazine/Tits McGee story broke.

    What is it with these pretentious artistes who rely on selective sensitivity and saccharine musical stylings to bed women? They’re practically interchangeable these days…

    Any day now, James Blunt will treat us to his own thoughts on the veracity of the hype. God spare us!

  3. FreakyZ

    This dude is so gross nasty greasy rubbery lips. I dry heave just looking at him.

  4. Amy

    I figured some of it was about Wilmer. If “All Good Things” is about Wilmer, then there’s a double edged sword in there with a jab at his career. “All good things come to an end.” Wilmer was the one going around telling anyone who would listen that her took her virginity, after all. As far as I knew, Zach and Mandy split for the same reason their chars did on [Scrubs], the age difference made them want different things from the relationship.

  5. what evs I’d still do him, and be out the door faster than

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