Zac Efron Likes “Curvy Girls” (*snicker*)

June 22nd, 2008 // 8 Comments

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHH!

I’m sorry. The juxtaposition of these photos of Zac Efron looking like the biggest queon (yeah I spelled it “queon”) on Planet Queer and then talking about what kind of girls he likes, oh it’s too much. I haven’t seen anything this gay since my friend screamed his regret that he forgot to tape the Tonys at the Boston Gay Pride block party we were attending. While getting fisted by a large man in a harness. Ok, that last part didn’t happen but that much gayness still wouldn’t top these photos. Efron is beyond gay, he’s beyond woman, he’s in Clay Aiken territory.

He claims that he likes “curvy girls”.

“I don’t know the exact measurements but I like curvy girls – girls with hips. I’m
also huge on legs. I love girls with nice, long, sexy legs.
I don’t always find myself dating super-skinny girls. It’s not all about what you look like,
it’s so much more. I know it sounds really cheesy but it’s more about what’s on the inside when
you’re dating a girl.”

This kid must have a buttplug in him at all times that’s the size of Utah.

Click any of the pictures to view the entire gallery of 12 photos of Zac Efron at a photocall in Madrid, Spain.


HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHH!

I’m sorry. The juxtaposition of these photos of Zac Efron
looking like the biggest queon (yeah I spelled it “queon”) on Planet
Queer and then talking about what kind of girls he likes, oh it’s too
much. I haven’t seen anything this gay since my friend screamed his
regret that he forgot to tape the Tonys at the Boston Gay Pride block
party we were attending. While getting fisted by a large man in a
harness. Ok, that last part didn’t happen but that much gayness still
wouldn’t top these photos. Efron is beyond gay, he’s beyond woman, he’s
in Clay Aiken territory.

He claims that he likes “curvy girls”.

“I don’t know the exact measurements but I like curvy girls – girls with hips. I’m
also huge on legs. I love girls with nice, long, sexy legs.
I don’t always find myself dating super-skinny girls. It’s not all about what you look like,
it’s so much more. I know it sounds really cheesy but it’s more about what’s on the inside when
you’re dating a girl.”

This kid must have a buttplug in him at all times that’s the size of Utah.Click any of the pictures to view the entire gallery of 12 photos of Zac Efron at a photocall in Madrid, Spain.

By J. Harvey
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  1. B.

    My Mom had the same hair-do in the early 70s but her eyebrows were not waxed and she wore less make-up. I know women today who wear less make-up. You go pretty boy!

  2. Yeah

    What’s gay about that? I bet you who write this crap is the real faggot here.

  3. d. LauRen

    mr Yeah:

    fyi; j.harvey is gay you idiot and I Agree w/J he does look gay in these pics…..

  4. Kangrrl

    Gosh, you gay boys aren’t very nice to each other. ;-)

  5. Kangrrl

    Gosh, you gay boys aren’t very nice to each other. ;-)

  6. Chilly

    LOL: “I don’t know the exact measurements”,
    poor thing…

  7. Back Sassulon

    Maybe “curvy” as in “occasionally curves upward from the swimsuit area.”
    Oh, and “When you’re dating a girl.” Mmhmm. Indeed. And not just in general, Ms. Efron? Make sure to make that distinction! Remember what your assistant told you!

  8. Rae

    Aw, I think he’s sweet.

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