Your Posh Update

Vicky Becks took the kiddies out to the L.A. Galaxy Football Club, and looked fantastic doing it. She’s so featherlight that her huge heels don’t create lawn jart holes in the grass. Did you know her kids are named Romeo, Cruz, and Brooklyn? Why are their children named like gigolos? Seriously.

In other Posh news, Donatella Versace has offered to design the costumes for the upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour. Prepare for clothes that you can tan to a fine leathery finish through, and plenty of pockets for packs of cigarettes, nips, and cocaine vials.

A source told the Daily Mirror: “Donatella was a big fan of the girls back in the day and as soon as she heard that a reunion was on the cards she submitted her ideas. There will be several different ‘looks’ for each of them and the clothes will be worth over £200,000.

In a statement, the girls quoted Posh and said this was “major”. MAY-JAH!


More photos of Victoria Beckham and sons Brooklyn Beckham, Cruz Beckham and Romeo Beckham at Family Day for the LA