Your Posh Update

July 30th, 2007 // 12 Comments

Vicky Becks took the kiddies out to the L.A. Galaxy Football Club, and looked fantastic doing it. She’s so featherlight that her huge heels don’t create lawn jart holes in the grass. Did you know her kids are named Romeo, Cruz, and Brooklyn? Why are their children named like gigolos? Seriously.

In other Posh news, Donatella Versace has offered to design the costumes for the upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour. Prepare for clothes that you can tan to a fine leathery finish through, and plenty of pockets for packs of cigarettes, nips, and cocaine vials.

A source told the Daily Mirror: “Donatella was a big fan of the girls back in the day and as soon as she heard that a reunion was on the cards she submitted her ideas. There will be several different ‘looks’ for each of them and the clothes will be worth over £200,000.

In a statement, the girls quoted Posh and said this was “major”. MAY-JAH!

(Flynet)

More photos of Victoria Beckham and sons Brooklyn Beckham, Cruz Beckham and Romeo Beckham at Family Day for the LA

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
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  1. Lisa

    I want that dress!!!!

  2. billy

    I want to get into that dress!!!!

  3. billy

    I want to get under that dress!!!!

  4. she is pretty gnarly looking, Becks could certainly do much better than that, especially in Hollywood.

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  5. she is pretty gnarly looking, Becks could certainly do much better than that, especially in Hollywood.

    http://www.ilsvont.com

  6. Why do the kids look so sad when with Vicky? They always seem happy when David is around.

    It makes a good change to see the little one Cruz being carried by Vicky, I didn’t think she could have the strength personally.

  7. Loyal Reader

    i love them! i love them! i love them!

    Thanks for the beckham update!!!

    Romeo is such a cutie pie!

  8. SURI

    Umm…I saw faith hill wear that same shirt, as a shirt, last summer. Of course POSH wears it as a dress!! LOL LOL LMAO

  9. SURI

    Umm…I saw faith hill wear that same shirt, as a shirt, last summer. Of course POSH wears it as a dress!! LOL LOL LMAO

  10. Ruby Jackson

    That little boy is clearly pointing at the photographer, and Vicky is comforting him. No wonder they look so sad… they are constantly hounded. What a life. Sad.

    Vicky looks hot. But, by her own admission of only consuming tea, diet coke, and occasionally some sushi, you have to literally starve yourself to look like that. No thanks. I like food.

  11. shes gorgeous
    SHe is not starving herself otherwise you know she would not be able to get pregnant and if she was malnourished they would of sucked her bones dry adn she would of broke her ankle in her heels

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