Anne Heche looks to be once again washing up on the shores of the isle of Lesbos. How did I know this would happen? Homer is gonna have one HELLUVA celebrity son tell-all in 2033. “Mother was always a free spirit, as she had affairs with both men and women. If only she wouldn’t have made me wear tinfoil hats so that the aliens couldn’t find us.”
It seems Anne Heche’s messy divorce from Coleman Laffoon is driving her to seek the company of women. On Saturday night, Heche was spotted “getting very cozy” with club promoter Voula Duval at the Gramercy Park Hotel’s Rose Bar. Then, Sunday night, Heche was spotted flirting with “Six Degrees” star Shiri Appleby, 28, at a Tony Awards after-party at Bryant Park Hotel. A rep for Heche, who dated Ellen DeGeneres before she married Laffoon, did not return calls.
Dated Ellen DeGeneres? They did more than date, they were on “Oprah” and the press treated them like they were the first lesbian couple in history. Which they kinda were. Then Heche started banging the cameraman (Lafoon), and Ellen got a hotter model (Portia). Yeah. Voula is such a hot name. Voula Harvey?