You Missed Your Chance To Have Sex With Vincent Gallo

February 10th, 2006 // 8 Comments

Actually you probably didn’t, but you missed your chance of having to pay $50,000 to do so.

An eBay auction offering a night with actor/director Vincent Gallo has been withdrawn from the website, because it breaches their rules on selling sex.

The vendor, claiming to be the 43-year-old Brown Bunny filmmaker himself, offered a night of passion for the sum of $50,000. He wrote, “I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women.

“For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. Scanning for STD’s is required as is bathing and grooming prior to our encounter.”

After eBay bosses learned of the controversial posting, it was pulled down because users are not allowed to sell sexual acts through the site.

Why pay for something when you know that you’ll be able to get it for free? Although, he may use a stunt cock during his night of passion.

eBay Pulls Gallo ‘Sex Offer’ []

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Blindqueen

    Vincent must have trouble getting laid at all. Anyone that feels Paris Hilton and Ann(The Man) Coulter are 2 of the sexiest women on planet earth must be brave or deranged. Or bravely deranged!

  2. BagADonuts

    Screw ebay. I was waiting for Colin Farrells auction anyway, so they can bite me.

  3. King Smart Ian

    Reminds me of the old joke:

    Hooker: I’ll make all your dreams come true for $500.
    Guy: Fantastic! Here’s $500 – paint my house.

    Do you suppose he’d agree to stop making movies in exchange for 50k?

  4. ThrillKill

    KSI- Dude! I’ll start passing the plate!

  5. ‘Even Black chicks’? What a guy.

    But, for 50K, it better tap dance and sing, too. I can get a much hotter dude on for fewer zeros after the ’5′. And I don’t even have to leave feedback.

  6. Small Fry

    Bummer! I was SO hoping to mother a greasy, nasty, self absorbed Vincent Jr.

  7. Peter

    This is old news, he’s had this ad on his homepage since last year .

  8. Bunny

    missed my chance? come on…he dishes it out nightly.

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