You Missed Your Chance To Have Sex With Vincent Gallo

Actually you probably didn’t, but you missed your chance of having to pay $50,000 to do so.

An eBay auction offering a night with actor/director Vincent Gallo has been withdrawn from the website, because it breaches their rules on selling sex.

The vendor, claiming to be the 43-year-old Brown Bunny filmmaker himself, offered a night of passion for the sum of $50,000. He wrote, “I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women.

“For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. Scanning for STD’s is required as is bathing and grooming prior to our encounter.”

After eBay bosses learned of the controversial posting, it was pulled down because users are not allowed to sell sexual acts through the site.

Why pay for something when you know that you’ll be able to get it for free? Although, he may use a stunt cock during his night of passion.

eBay Pulls Gallo ‘Sex Offer’ []

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