You Know They Asked Cuz’ Of The Resemblance

June 12th, 2007 // 6 Comments

PETA has asked Paris Hilton to represent their campaign against cruelty to chickens.

Yes, this is the world you live in.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has written to Hilton asking her to become a spokesperson for chickens’ rights, hoping that the incarcerated heiress will sympathize with the birds’ cramped quarters.

“We’re asking Paris to narrate our Kentucky Fried Cruelty video showing how chickens are routinely crammed into tiny cages and suffer broken wings and legs,” PETA’s Dan Mathews tells MSNBC’s The Scoop. “Unlike inmates at the jail in L.A., these animals get no reprieve or medical treatment.”

And if Hilton does decide to come on board, the group already has a slogan ready for Hilton’s pro-poultry campaign: “KFC — that’s not hot.”

I would eat 10,000 buckets of their rat chicken if they keep her ass in there for the next twenty-five.

(Image via CityRag)

By J. Harvey
  1. cometier

    That pic of Paris looks so similar to the chicken-lady from Kids in the Hall, made me choke on my iced tea!

  2. Sam

    Dear God, that is the hardest I’ve laughed all day – please always post these pics side by side when you do a Paris post. I BEG YOU.

    Oh and I’m sure this whole Peta thing will work out greeeeaaaat. Kinda like that whole “Vote or Die” campaign where her dumb ass forgot to register to vote. Uh huh, yeah – her involvement gives so much credibility to these people.

  3. stolidog

    i just have to put it out there, KFC’s “poultry manufacturers” are really brutal to their chickens.
    If you need to eat something gross, try McDonalds…they’re actually doing (a little) something for animal rights and the environment.

    sorry, had to say it.

  4. Kare Bear

    What a joke LOL
    “I would eat 10,000 buckets of their rat chicken if they keep her ass in there for the next twenty-five.” J. Harvey that was so funny & the side by side shot was great! PETA is asking her to represent them??…hmmm I wonder how many furs this chick owns and Good Lord all the leather products. Now doesn’t that make PETA a bunch of hypocrites?

  5. EraserFan

    While nobody likes to think of animals being treated inhumanely, I think everyone is missing the point. Paris Hilton can read?

    CHICKEN THIGHS RULE

  6. Zekers

    Love the side by side-that’s just too funny!

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