Yay Summer: ‘The Real Housewives Of New Jersey’ Returns In May

April 13th, 2011 // 1 Comment

Jersey WHAT.  While your respectable programs go on hiatus this summer, mozy on over to Bravo for season three of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  True, we’ve said farewell to Danielle Staub, but that didn’t take the wind out of Andy Cohen‘s sails.

Season three barrels in with a 90-minute premiere and two new housewives.  May I introduce Melissa Gorga, Teresa Giudice‘s sister-in-law, and Kathy Wakile, Teresa’s first cousin.  Melissa, who met her husband met on spring break in Cancun, and Teresa reportedly don’t get along.  Remember when Staub brought up Teresa’s nephew on last season’s reunion?  Said nephew is Melissa’s son.

Check out more scoop on the new season after the jump, including a sneak preview.

PHOTOS: Bitches Be Crazy On The Season 2 Reunion Of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita‘s storylines will get swallowed up by the sh**storm Wakile and Gorga are bound to create.  And I’m sure we’ll hear all about Joe Guidice‘s legal troubles, or at least why he was wronged by the law. Yay!

TG there’s been no mention of Kim Granatell (I don’t want to give her the satisfaction of becoming a Jersey cast member).  Let’s not rule out a few appearances Granatell’s sister-in-law, Posche owner Kim DePaola, who threw herself a birthday party last night in Paramus, NJ.  Kim D and Teresa posed on the red carpet for the NOH8 campaign, then made their way into the $125 per-person party, according to Tom Murro from Celebrity Magnet.

Season three of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey premieres Monday, May 16th @ 9 p.m. on Bravo

By Kelly Lynch

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    Tonight was the final reunion for the Housewives of N.J. What an outrage! The wanna- be, sex pot, who’s forehead is the width of a neanderthal, and who has written a cookbook!? (wonder in what language? Certainly not English) Well, she is a monster. She should go on The Jerry Springer Show perhaps she might make enough to get her house out of hock! What kind of an example does this mother think she is setting for her four little girls?! Caroline, is an old pot stirrer…she loved professeing that the “family stick together since “I did this for you…! ” Nauseating! it was like the first “Godfather” movie! This is after she critizised those parents (on the Italy trip) behind their back, but, in front of: all us little ole viewers. How could a woman of her age and experience with children, critizise a four year of for falling asleep with jet lag at an adult table!! No wonder she is heartless, and loved grand standing with her cruel evil statements, with her gang giving her moral (hah) support! And we wonder why our teenages today, bully and fight one out numbered kid?! When Jacquelyne(sp?), clearly had an ephifany, and took her head out of Carolyn, the “old pot stirrer’s” bottom, and suddenly, developed a conscience and a mind of her own…she became a strong woman, an example to her horrid daughter Ashley, (who really is dangerous) but, as well, to her other child. This viewer was proud of the courage she found in the face of the other two bullying monsters, by taking a stand for that which is right and just, and appropriate behavior, by an adult, but more importantly, standing up for courage, even when it is not the popular thing to do, toward bullying in general, and an under dog in particular. Regardless of how Danielle was wrong on so many levels, and regardless, of her questionable morals, she was victimized by those ruthless, heartless, vicious Thugs! Danielle’s daughters, by the way, are good girls. Obviously, their mother is doing something right.

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