WTF Frances Bean?

I don’t know where to even start here.  Oh, wait, yes I do.  Who the hell is this?

These pictures are supposedly of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain’s kid, Frances Bean Cobain, and maybe this is the Sudafed talking, but this person looks nothing like the Frances I know (by ‘know’ I mean ‘have never met and in fact, wouldn’t recognize if she walked up to me wearing a sign that read ‘I’m Frances Bean, Asshole!’ on it’).  But seriously, who is this?

And in actual real news, WENN reports that La Bean just had a very happy 18th birthday last week when she, oh, I don’t know, received 40% of her father’s estate!  Happy Birthday, girl!  Call me!

They also go on to say that she will be attending Bard College in the fall.  A tidbit that was contradicted by The Sun (I know, I know, stop laughing), who says that Franny will be spending the next year painting at Marianne Faithfull’s house in Paris!  All right, you can laugh now.

Whoever she is and whatever she’s doing is a giant mystery, people.  Regardless, do enjoy pictures of this young lady who may or may not be Frances Bean arriving at LAX yesterday.