WTF: The Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Wax Figures Got Even Creepier After Their Wedding

August 29th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Have we ever talked about the fact that wax figures super freak me out?

Sure I’ve been to the Hollywood Wax Museum and Madame Tussauds, but 1) the wax figures never look like who they’re supposed to look like, and 2) I have an irrational fear that the figures are gonna come alive and kill us all. Nestene Consciousness from Doctor Who style.

So you can imagine how creeped out I was today when I saw these photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s wax figures. 

The Sydney, Australia Madame Tussauds decided to take advantage of Brad and Angie’s recent nuptials with a veil and a wedding cake. And I like that they faced Brad to look at her all lovingly. Well, as lovingly as a wax figure can.

Yeah, all of this is terrible. And the figures are creepy. And Angelina’s lips are too big and her hair is crazy. And the cake and veil are not doing any favors. Launch the gallery to check out all the photos and try not to be freaked out yourself. It will be hard.

By Sabba Rahbar
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