WTF: Martha Stewart Paints Her Christian Louboutin Soles Black [PHOTOS]

Martha Stewart wore a pair of metallic Christian Louboutin heels to Tuesday night’s American Made Awards in New York City, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at them.

Stewart told InStyle Magazine that she -gasp – colors in her Loubs.

“See the soles? I paint them black,” Stewart told the magazine.  “I don’t like them red, even though they’re his trademark.  But he doesn’t mind.  He said it’s okay if I do that – I asked him.”

It doesn’t matter if Christian Louboutin himself gave you permission.  The man is probably terrified of your reaction if he said “no,” so he all but gave you the can of paint.

Most women buy Louboutins for the red soles alone (fact: many of his styles are quite uncomfortable).  Why not just get yourself a pair of Stuart Weitzmans or Jimmy Choos?  Hell, go the way of Brian Atwood if you’re looking to spend more than $500 on shoes.