Wisdom From The Mouth Of Honey Boo Boo

Honey Boo Boo Child
Honey Boo Boo Taking Some Time Off
Honey Boo Boo Wraps
Filming wraps for this train wreck. Is anyone really upset?
Honey Boo Boo Gone Wild!
Honey Boo Boo turns on the ham!
Honey Boo Boo quotes to live by. [CityRag]

Kathy Griffin “wreaks havoc” at iHeartRadio, riding Ryan Lochte and getting into it with Miley Cyrus. [Towleroad]

– Mmm. I’m not sure about this kid shaming meme. It seems a little cruel. [The Frisky]

– Like only Amy Poehler can, Amy raps a scene from Mean Girls. [OMG Blog]

Brandi Glanville in an LBD in Beverly Hills: is she overdoing the Botox? [Celebitchy]

Jennifer Aniston gives Jason Sudeikis’ perfect hair “a look” on the set of We’re the Millers. [Just Jared]

– Hot Aussie realtor strips down to a Speedo in an effort to sell a home. [Buzzfeed]

Justin Timberlake recited a love poem to golf at the Ryder Cup. Justin must really love golf. [THR]

– The more you know. Ted Danson is hung, and skipped work on Cheers to get high with Woody Harrelson once. [Gawker]

– It looks like the Palace is not going to be suing for those naked Prince Harry pics. The palace said a complaint would be a distraction from Harry’s deployment in Afghanistan, where he is serving as a helicopter pilot, and it “would not be prudent to pursue the matter further.” He is no Kate Middleton after all. [FOX News]

– Actress Brooke Shields denies she’s the woman smoking pot in Twitter pics that’s been making the rounds. Which bums us out. [New York Post]

– Who knew. Aubrey O’Day is still making music. [The Superficial]

– Drugs are really, really bad people! Sons of Anarchy actor Johnny Lewis, who seemed to be on PCP or meth, murdered his landlady and then fell to his death, as well as viciously taking the life of the landlady’s cat by beating it to death and dismembering with his bare hands. [TMZ]

– Guns are bad too. A man who thought he was saving his sister from a masked intruder shot and killed the perp only to find out that the “intruder” was his own 15-year-old son. [The Stir]

– 12 sex moves guys stole from watching porn. NSFW. [The Frisky]

LeAnn Rimes hits the red carpet for the first time since spending time in rehab for personal and emotional issues. [Just Jared]

– Model Gracie Carvalho just doing her job. [Popoholic]

– Everyone really needs to poop more often. The more you know. [Jezebel]

Downton Abbey creator Julian Fellows is teasing us with a possible show prequel featuring Robert and Cora. [Vulture]

– Apple actually releases apology regarding just how awful Apple Maps are. [Buzzfeed]

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