Wilmer Valderrama’s Quotes Of The Day

May 25th, 2006 // 11 Comments

“When I was 10 years old, we’d pick out a cow and boom! They’d hit it in the head with a hammer, lift it up by the back legs, and skin it in front of us. Then I’d take the head home and make soup”

There’s no way this won’t sound cocky in print, but, hey, my nickname is Big Wil.

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By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Christine

    wow, i’m just so happy he shared. that’s pretty disgusting.

  2. Tits McGee

    “There’s no way this won’t sound cocky in print, but, hey, my nickname is Big Wil.”

    That’s pretty funny because I call him “Big Douche”.

  3. netty

    He’s disgusting. Is this supposed to funny? I dont get it. Or are we supposed to say Wow, you’re cool for killing a cow BIG WIL!

  4. maryanne29

    Huh???? Hitting a cow on the head with a hammer, and lifts its back legs……to dating Lindsay Lohan.

    In a surreal way, it kind of makes sense.

  5. katie

    His breath must stink from eating soup from a cow head.

    Wow, you murder animals, I could not be more impressed!

    I wouldn’t kiss him after reading that shit for anything.

  6. Dalila

    What an absolute pig.

  7. las

    Is Wilmer deliberately trying to come across as a pig? Where’s PETA and a bucket of blood when you need one?

    “Big Wil”? I can think of a better term, and while I will not say it lest children see, it is synonymous to “Big Genital-Cranium.”

  8. Mill

    I was raised on a farm where we butchered our own animals. Sounds pretty normal to me. My grandparents always said that soup made from a cows brain was really good, tho I never tried it. I say go Wil, be proud to have been raised on a farm!

  9. Theonlyonewhomatters

    Talk about fan issues. Wilmer is a stud. I slept with him… while he may not have a cock of noteworthy stature… actually, it ain’t even 3 inches long… I must say, when he has my balls in his mouth the last thing I am worried about is whether or not he is well-endowed. He rolls that tongue through my nut-sack hair with such vigor and delight, I recommend a greasy foreigner to everyone, faggot or straight. Slurp, slurp.

  10. Theonlyonewhomatters

    What the fuck is wrong with you… why won’t you post my comments? Listen here, poodle-fucker, why don’t you go blow your dad?

  11. Theonlyonewhomatters

    Fine… I will reserve my glorious insights for the noble publications of Enquirer and Star magazines. You are such a cunt.

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