Mandy. Seriously.

Somehow, despite the fact that the foolio went on Howard Stern and bragged about taking her virginity, Wilmer Valderrama has found a way to worm his way back into the heart of his ex-girlfriend, Mandy Moore. You can’t see it, cause I’m at home on my laptop, but I am shaking my head sadly as I type this. From Star magazine:

The pair, who split in the winter of 2001 after dating for 18 months, were spotted looking very much like a couple in heat, at Miami’s Prive nightclub on Thursday night. “Wilmer and Mandy arrived together,” a source tells Star, “but they were careful not to be photographed together. Nonetheless, Wilmer was doting on Mandy the whole time, and they were very close to each other the whole night. She was dressed casually with her hair in a ponytail and hoodie sweatshirt.”

The obivous problem I have with this equation is that Mandy seems like a perfectly nice girl. And Wilmer is a vampire-looking, scuzzball with slutty starlet stench emanating from his person. And I don’t care how many bleach enemas the man has, that kind of shit LINGERS.