They Got Will Smith

January 10th, 2008 // 20 Comments

When all of Hollywood is worshipping spaceships, what then? There’s going to be little kids running around with Xenu dolls! Tom Cruise’s insidious scheme to ensnare Will Smith in the creepy web of Scientology has paid off. At the wrap party of Will’s new flick “Hancock” he gave out cards to cast and crew that qualified them for a free “personality test” at a local Scientology center. Oh no. These cards, by the way, are free anyways and it’s how they first entrap you by telling you what’s wrong with you and offering to fix it. The next thing you know, you’re giving 3/4 of your income to Xenu and slaving away to plant a field of wildflowers for Tom Cruise to run through. He’s your god now, Will. Will still isn’t confirming that he’s crossed over to volcano land, but he has said that “I was introduced to it by Tom, and I’m a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.” Oh, Fresh Prince, turn to Jada for help! Is Jada letting this go on? She better smack some sense into this Jazzy Jeff ass.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Stewie69

    Dang – another one!?
    I never understood his vast appeal anyhow — nor Tommy Girl’s.

  2. Pookiebear

    Apparently Jada was the one pushing him into this nonsense from the very beginning!

  3. Gustavo Lima

    If he r e a l l y wants to study the Bible, he should ask for one with the “Jehovah’s Witnesses” , and it is free !

  4. DruNken LauRen

    At least Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in the same GOD we do…

    I hope this is not true, I love my man Will… DANG this will cause me to remove him from my list “Men I want, in many, many ways” wish-list.

  5. DruNken LauRen

    At least Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in the same GOD we do…

    I hope this is not ture, I love my man Will… DANG this will cause me to remove him from my list “Men I want, in many, many ways” wish-list.

  6. DruNken LauRen

    At least Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in the same GOD we do…

    I hope this is not ture, I love my man Will… DANG this will cause me to remove him from my list “Men I want, in many, many ways” wish-list.

  7. peachpie

    awwww man! i don’t wanna start hatin’ on will…. but…. *sigh*

  8. sammi

    I don’t understand why these people are so easily brainwashed…it’s frighting!!!!! Are they just mentally…weak?

  9. shopgirl

    Of course Jada is letting this go on! She’s a scientologist and has been one for years. I bet she and Tom have been putting xeno drops in Will’s kool aid!

  10. shopgirl

    Of course Jada is letting this go on! She’s a scientologist and has been one for years. I bet she and Tom have been putting xeno drops in Will’s kool aid!

  11. Amber

    Nuuu, Will. Come back to the dark side! We have Britney and Paris!

  12. Wes

    “At least Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in the same GOD we do…”

    Scientology is not any more crazy or cultish than Christianity or Islam. They are all equally unsupported by evidence.

  13. RJP3

    Jada has always been an elitist and wanted to be special — well that is what this cult feeds damaged little minds like her’s.

    This is the saddest cult news in a LONG time.

    Remember Jada and Will are open swingers and semi-closeted bisexuals.

    You can be sure they got the goods on them.
    Now they submit.

  14. Rob

    When a star becomes a scientologist, he’s pretty much saying he’s gay and they’re blackmailing him.

  15. spaz

    Scientology isn’t any more cultish than christianity or islam?

    neither of those latter mentioned religions make you PAY to learn about the religion, make you pay 1/3 of your salary to be considered a member, or encourage you to cut ties with non-believers or, as scientology calls them, “repressive people”.

    nor do they blackmail you, or harass you if you leave the church.

  16. silvarga

    And so the backlash begins…

    Come to think of it…I Am Legend was NOT very good. The reason it did so well was because everybody likes Will. Hanging with Tom Cruise and becoming a scientologist will most certainly chop is box-office appeal in half.

    Lastly, did you know this fool turned down The Matrix trilogy for Wild Wild West?

  17. Dave

    Scientology is like all religions: a brainwashing cult. Believing in alien souls is no different than a virgin giving birth and “god” wanting his son to die horribly as “love.”

  18. jackson

    [i]“Scientology isn’t any more cultish than christianity or islam?

    neither of those latter mentioned religions make you PAY to learn about the religion, make you pay 1/3 of your salary to be considered a member, or encourage you to cut ties with non-believers or, as scientology calls them, “repressive people”.”[/i]

    Actually, many christian denominations make you subject 1/5th income to the church (Jesus told people to do that) and warn people against associating with non-believers – for example the Amish must shun those outside, some Mormon denominations and baptist groups prevent members form talking to family members who are not part of their church.

    A cult’s a cult.

  19. mike

    What a shame! Germany has the right idea. Go after them as a dangerous cult, because that is what they are. Right now in Hollywood, there is a battle royal going on between born-again Christians and Scientologists to be the “in” spiritual trip. Neither one are any good and dangerous as hell to Hollywood and the whole film industry because both are into extreme control of free thought and free expression. This is bad, folks. I was told by a friend that his wife has been into this for quite a while and she threatened him with “get on the bus or I’m outta here…”

  20. iq

    Don´t make stupid coments on something that you don´t even know if work´s or not.

    First try for yourself and then give your opinions about Scientology.

    Prove for yourself, or were is your autodetermimism?
    learn how to learn!!

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