They Got Will Smith

When all of Hollywood is worshipping spaceships, what then? There’s going to be little kids running around with Xenu dolls! Tom Cruise’s insidious scheme to ensnare Will Smith in the creepy web of Scientology has paid off. At the wrap party of Will’s new flick “Hancock” he gave out cards to cast and crew that qualified them for a free “personality test” at a local Scientology center. Oh no. These cards, by the way, are free anyways and it’s how they first entrap you by telling you what’s wrong with you and offering to fix it. The next thing you know, you’re giving 3/4 of your income to Xenu and slaving away to plant a field of wildflowers for Tom Cruise to run through. He’s your god now, Will. Will still isn’t confirming that he’s crossed over to volcano land, but he has said that “I was introduced to it by Tom, and I’m a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.” Oh, Fresh Prince, turn to Jada for help! Is Jada letting this go on? She better smack some sense into this Jazzy Jeff ass.

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