Will Smith, Say It Ain’t So! Not My Willie!

November 20th, 2007 // 10 Comments

Will Smith is admitting he has studied Scientology. Why have you surrendered? You were holding fast, Fresh Prince! As you know, he and his rough-n-tough wife Jada Pinkett Smith are longtime friends of Tom Cruise and his prisoner Katie Holmes. I blame Jada for this. Will was brought up Baptist but reports that he has also studied Buddhism and Hinduism, as well as Xenu-love. Yeah, well the other two don’t suck you in and cut you off from your family and bug your house and make you give all your money to them and worship volcanoes! You better use some of those action movie tricks, grab your butch wife and run! Too late.

Smith, 39, who was raised Baptist, says in Vogue, “Ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible. . . . I don’t think that because the word someone uses for spirit is ‘thetan’ that the definition becomes any different.”

He’s a lost cause. He’s already booked a seat on that spaceship and you know Tom wants to anally probe him for escaped body thetans. Will also says that if his deceased grandmother knew about his Scientology studies, she would “get up out of her casket”. No time like the present, Gramma Smith!

Photos: Getty Images

More photos of Will and Scientologist buddy Tom after the jump.

By J. Harvey
  1. kittycatastrophe

    I will buy this magazine and show it to every last person who scoffed at me for the last 3 years when I would say that “Big Willie” was a Scientologist.

  2. kittycatastrophe

    I will buy this magazine and show it to every last person who scoffed at me for the last 3 years when I would say that “Big Willie” was a Scientologist.

  3. kittycatastrophe

    I will buy this magazine and show it to every last person who scoffed at me for the last 3 years when I would say that “Big Willie” was a Scientologist.

  4. sammi

    What a loser…first he lies about…now he too will preach it, GAWD help us all…only weak minded losers can be brainwashed in to that crap.

  5. Janepitt

    Yeah, I just read it in my husband’s Men’s Vogue.

  6. anonymous

    You lay down with dogs you get up with fleas. You hang out with drug users, you eventually become a drug user.

    It is difficult to remain friends with anyone and not find existing commonalities and, to not begin to share views, that is what friendship it about. You’re more likely to convert to any religion if you associate with those who follow it, especially, if you see what their faith has done in their lives.

    I am not surprised that Will Smith may be a Scientologist. I have not read the complete article. I want to see him admit that he is a practicing Scientologist.

  7. stolidog

    i think the anal probing is already a done deal, except i think you may have gotten the players backwards.

  8. nora

    I hope this isn’t so… if it is, “Will you and I are through!!!!!!!!!!”, YOU HEAR ME??? FINISHED, NADA!!!!!!!!!!!”

    JADA, YOU MAY KEEP YOU MAN….

  9. nora

    I hope this isn’t so… if it is, “Will you and I are through!!!!!!!!!!”, YOU HEAR ME??? FINISHED, NADA!!!!!!!!!!!”

    JADA, YOU MAY KEEP YOU MAN….

  10. anonymous

    Will Smith, you have made a huge mistake getting into that fake religion. I never make fun of a person’s religion. But Scientology is where I draw the line. I cant believe so many actors and actresses are falling into this religion. Well actually, stars do have a problem with throwing their money away on ridicuous stuff that doesn’t benefit anybody. Who knew a day would come when people started believing the human race evolved from aliens. Its like you’ll believe anything if its expensive enough. For $50,000 I’ll let you jump in a volcano, but dont worry, you wont die because your god will save you. It just costs $50,000. If you are a true Scientologist this is what you need to do. You just got to have faith, and $50,000.

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