Why No One Listens To The Radio Anymore

So did MTV put these pinheads up to this? “The Hills”‘ Heidi, Spencer and Lauren Conrad’s feud rages on and it’s as douchey as douche can be. Lauren called into the same radio station this morning that Plastic Cones and her gay boyfriend did and bitched them out. Or something. I don’t know. I know I would only actually watch this show if one of them killed each other. “Ohmygod you guys, Heidi’s totally dead! Augh!”

“What are you gonna do? It could be a lot worse,” she told the radio hosts on Friday. “It could be someone I actually care about saying those things.”

She added: “I don’t have that high of expectations for them.”

When the deejays asked if she ever wanted to be friends with Montag again, Conrad replied, “No, not really.”

Seriously, this is why people have Sirius. I’d rather listen to Channel 3,010 – The Kenny Rogers’ Morning Digestion Hour than this shit. You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.