Why No One Listens To The Radio Anymore

August 10th, 2007 // 6 Comments

So did MTV put these pinheads up to this? “The Hills”‘ Heidi, Spencer and Lauren Conrad’s feud rages on and it’s as douchey as douche can be. Lauren called into the same radio station this morning that Plastic Cones and her gay boyfriend did and bitched them out. Or something. I don’t know. I know I would only actually watch this show if one of them killed each other. “Ohmygod you guys, Heidi’s totally dead! Augh!”

“What are you gonna do? It could be a lot worse,” she told the radio hosts on Friday. “It could be someone I actually care about saying those things.”

She added: “I don’t have that high of expectations for them.”

When the deejays asked if she ever wanted to be friends with Montag again, Conrad replied, “No, not really.”

Seriously, this is why people have Sirius. I’d rather listen to Channel 3,010 – The Kenny Rogers’ Morning Digestion Hour than this shit. You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.


By J. Harvey

  1. rootabega

    these people are so boring and ridiculous i literally can’t read about them.
    i personally enjoy, First Wave, maybe some Chill and then Hair Nation. wow, im a nerd..

  2. GammaGirl

    J Harvey deserves so much credit for being one of the only entertainment bloggers to call bullshit on “The Hills” phenomenon.
    I hate that scripted feuds between bad actors gets so much coverage…and that people actually buy into it!

  3. pamela

    famous for being young and rich? no/little talent? inspiring producers?

    whats not to like?

    no, really, i can’t get enough of this shit.

    and they’re little fafarazzi gems lately ;)

  4. Vivian

    who is Lauren conrad and co? I’ve honestly never heard of that fake boob (low selfesteem) bitch before.

  5. Or Heidi…. I can’t possibly remember which one of them has the fake boob (low self esteem) issues….

  6. D-

    Spencer and Heidi have reached the nadir of being famous for nothing.

    Lord forgive me, I buy the gossip rags, but any time I see those two tools (especially in “Out of Touch with Reality”) ,I totally skip it.

    You’ll never see these two married. As hateful as he is, he’s great at working the PR…He’ll become Ari Gold, she’ll marry a 90210 plastic surgeon, several decades her senior. (If she’s smart)

    Now if I could just stop my drunk blogging…….

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