Why Is Michael Bolton Smiling?

December 22nd, 2005 // 5 Comments

Because he knows he’s about to get laid. (Who knew he was still alive?)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Weren’t they married at one point?

  2. Silasdog

    OK, how many drinks did she have?

  3. Pilaf

    Michel Bolton is still alive? Has he been playing Indian casinos for 10-15 years or something…

  4. CANADIAN Tracy

    Look like bolty is packing some heat…

  5. Bolton & Sheridan were never married, but they were together for quite a long time during the late ’80s/early ’90s. So, she morphs into a plastic surgery monster, battles diva co-stars, cruelly dumps a fiancee and gets snubbed by the Golden Globes. What better balm then going backwards to the realtive safety of the man who once loved “the more real fake me?”

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