Why Doesn’t Kate Hudson Just Hand Owen Wilson A Noose?

August 21st, 2008 // 2 Comments

She needs to put her selfish desire for constant penis aside for one second, and stop tormenting this poor sap. Kate Hudson is reportedly in hot pursuit of her suicidal ex Owen Wilson. She just hopped off Lance Armstrong‘s unicycle (that’s a euphemism) and now this! He needs to stop answering the phone and station some guards to deny her vagina entry.

“He was frosty at first. He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his
friend Lance
. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her,” a source says.

Dude, they found you high and bleeding from the wrists. You’ve made a lot of progress since then, Drillbit Taylor. Do not let this evil whore drag your ass once more to the brink of despair!

Click any photo to view all the photos of Kate Hudson in the gallery!


She needs to put her selfish desire for constant penis aside for one second, and stop tormenting this poor sap. Kate Hudson is reportedly in hot pursuit of her suicidal ex Owen Wilson. She just hopped off Lance Armstrong‘s unicycle (that’s a euphemism) and now this! He needs to stop answering the phone and station some guards to deny her vagina entry.”He was frosty at first. He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his
friend Lance
. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her,” a source says.Dude,
they found you high and bleeding from the wrists. You’ve made a lot of
progress since then, Drillbit Taylor. Do not let this evil whore drag
your ass once more to the brink of despair!Click any photo to view all the photos of Kate Hudson in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Sukienki

    I love that woman :)

    http://www.nikoletta.pl

  2. Blah

    Why?

    She’s ugly as hell and flat.

    Does she have the most amazing mouth on the planet or something?

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