Who’s She Kiddin’?

Uh, we know you’re knocked up. What are you doing trying to hide it with a flimsy scarf? If you’re with child, show it off! Be all upfront about having a bastard! Tie a tshirt up under that and show off those engorged ta-tas! Have a party! Celebrate your working ovaries! You might want to leave the douche at home, though.

More Photos of Nicole Hiding Her Bump After the Jump