Who’s JT Pissing On?


So there’s a new track, complete with video, in which Justin Timberlake, Timbaland and Nelly Furtado take turns complaining about people. Who’s he talking about? Do we care? I do, this is my damn job. God, let me reflect on THAT for second.

OnSmash has the video for the Timbaland/Timberlake/Furtado track “Give It To Me,” in which each performer takes on an anonymous big star: Timbaland lashes out against a “piano man” who is, alas, probably not BIlly Joel, and Furtado disses an anonymous hyphenate. Most damning, though is Timberlake’s take-down, in which he vents: “We missed you on the charts last week/Damn, that’s right, you wasn’t there/If sexy never left, then why’s everybody on my shit?” There have been plenty of rumors about the identity of his target, but he’s remained quiet so far…

Hmm. Janet Jackson? Prince? Britney? I know he and Janet haven’t been best friends since he sold her ass out and she got blamed completely for the Superbowl incident. He and Prince had some lame words recently. What’s he so pissy for? What’s next, an underground mixtape and a drive-by? Shut up, JT! With your silk kerchiefs and vests. You ain’t bad! You ain’t nuthin’!