Who’s Involved in a Faux-Mance?

October 21st, 2007 // 38 Comments

What new relationship between two famous youngsters in different entertainment fields should be judged a “faux-mance” rather than a romance, according to sources who claim the male half prefers the company of gentlemen? (Gatecrasher)

Which dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her “all-natural” image? Friends say the down-home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections. (Page Six)

Which movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star’s homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn’t care less about. (Page Six)

By Michael Prieve
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  1. Wendy

    1– don’t know

    2- Jennifer Garner???

  2. Shanna

    #1-Rihanna and what’s his name
    #2-Ms. Witherspoon
    #3-I don’t know

  3. Sarah

    #1: Chance Crawford and Carrie Underwood
    #2: Jennifer Garner
    #3: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

  4. Shanna

    OOO. I forgot about Jennifer.

  5. Ugh

    Good guess Sarah. I forgot about Jennifer Garner too. She is rather manly……….

  6. Georgia

    Hate to say this,but it’s time to start saying it out loud. And as much as it pains me, considering that I’m a very proud but OUT AND OPEN Bisexul movie producer. Maybe it’s time to start considering saving yourself the aggravation and stop hiring gay men to play straight roles…it just makes having to “conceal’ their homosexuality later down the line a non-essential problem.

  7. Ally

    1. Hillary Duff and Mike Comrie
    2. Julia Roberts
    3. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

  8. blondebombshell

    What about Faith Hill for #2?

  9. RIHANNA AND JOSH HARTNETT!!!!

    hahahahaha

    i knew he was gay

    i swear to god he is fucking gay

  10. pink

    #2-Ms. Witherspoon

  11. Jill

    1. Rihanna & Shia LeBeouf?
    2. Jennifer Garner
    3. Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens

  12. Red Bird 19

    1) Rumor Willis and Hayley Joel Osment

    2) Cher

    3) The late Joey Bishop

  13. Mugsy

    1) Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
    2) Jennifer Garner.
    3) Hayden P. and the Ventimigl??? guy.

  14. little birdy

    1. Rihanna and Shia
    2. Gweneth Paltrow
    3. Zack Efron & Vanessa Hudgens

  15. Courtney

    1 – Guys THIS one is Zac and Vanessa.

    2 – J. Garn, which would make me sad. So I hope it’s Reese, but I think it’s Garner.

    3 – Jake and Reese.

  16. Brittany

    It says dimpled actress, since when does Reese have dimples? It’s definately Jennifer Garner..

  17. Mathura

    #1: I REALLY want to say Zac and Vanessa but they’re both actors/singers. So I’m not too sure.

    #2: Definetly Jennifer Garner. NOT Reese Witherspoon. It says dimpled and Reese doesn’t have dimples.

    #3: No idea.

  18. Rock&republic

    Lindsay & Riley.

  19. #2 – Britney Spears.

  20. Chaz

    I think #3 is definitely Zac Efron. He fits in 2 respects: he’s young enough that a studio would feel it could pressure him in this way. And he’s one of the few name stars who is closely associated with a particular studio.

    #2 probably is Jennifer Garner (the “down home” reference gave it away) and if #1 isn’t Rihanna and Josh Hartnett, I’d be surprised.

  21. Erin

    If Josh Hartnett is gay, he hides it really well… I’ve seen him out in Minneapolis and he seems quite the ladies man.

  22. Erin

    Also… for everyone who said #1 is Zac/Vanessa, it can’t be. It says the two people are in different entertainment fields.

  23. Erin

    Also… for everyone who said #1 is Zac/Vanessa, it can’t be. It says the two people are in different entertainment fields… they are definitely #3.

    #2 is absolutely Jen Garner

  24. Bird

    #3 = Jake and Reese.

  25. Applespice

    1)I think Chace (last name?) and Carrie Underwood
    2) Jen Garner (which makes me sad)
    3) Jake and Reese

  26. Rubes

    1. Chace and Carrie
    2. Jennifer Garner
    3. Jake and Reese

  27. mimi

    im sure #2 is jennifer garner but her ugly husband is the one who needs collagen in his non existent lips

  28. missy

    maybe #1 is justing timberlake and jessical biel? i definitely get gay vibes from them
    the other two are obvious

  29. missy

    maybe #1 is justing timberlake and jessical biel? i definitely get gay vibes from them
    the other two are obvious

  30. who cares

    what about Simpson / Wentz kids?

  31. Miss Bitch

    For #2 – gotta be Katie Holmes. She has dimples.

  32. poof

    I would hardly call Justin Timberlake a ‘youngster” to me it refers to someone barely legal.

  33. missy

    #1 ok so justin isn’t a youngster but is chace whoever really famous? i’ll go with shia and rihanna although that rumor lasted a day
    #2 jennifer garner
    #3 zac and vanessa

  34. Therese

    1. Chance Crawford and Carrie Underwood
    2. Jennifer Garner
    3. Jake and Reese

  35. what she

    1) Has to be Chace Crawford and Carrie Underwood… after her comments about how “cute” he is to People, there’s definitely no deep connection there. It’s very superficial.

    2) I’ll go with everyone else and say Jennifer Garner?

    3) I was thinking Reese & Jake as well…

  36. 1. Zac and Vanessa… i know they both did the movie.. but she’s also got an album.

    2. Britney Spears (dimpled ass?)… and yeah.. the down-home reference sounds a lil’ southern… she’s “country”, remember? And she is pretty natural for hollywood standards… though i’m sure all of us have seen her pics this week from leaving the doctors office with a new plumpy lips?

    3. Hmm.. latest star is a toughie.. cuz that’s a newer one. I would go with Zac AGAIN on that one… cuz that relationship really isn’t fooling anyone.
    If Milo is doing a movie… then him and Hayden… but not sure if he is.. and I don’t think he’s really a movie STAR yet.

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