Who’s The Poofiest Of Them All In Haute Coutureville? [PHOTOS]

Vintage Christian Dior
Gillian Anderson wore the timeless piece in London
What’s more fun that looking at picture of gorgeous gowns you’ll never be able to afford?  Such is the life of the 99%, who had to look at photos on the interweb of haute couture looks from Paris Fashion week the past few days.

Dior and Elie Saab got the memo that looking like a mountain of cotton candy is the best bang for your buck, while Jean Paul Gaultier, Giorgio Armani and Chanel tried to pass off shifts and pencil dress (albeit very nice shifts and pencil dresses) as couture.  Take them back!  Take them all back until they look like Cinderella on acid!