Who The Hell Is Chris Martin?

December 29th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Page Six reports that Chris Martin, frontman of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow‘s nag bag, has a problem. People don’t recognize him. Even in his homeland. He said that he took the London Tube (how green of him) to his recent concert at London’s O2 arena. Not only did no one on the train recognize him, but security stopped him at the arena gate and didn’t realize it was him. What a sad story.

“Security stopped me at the door and I had to explain who I was. That was a bit embarrassing,” the possibly future single guy said.

Well, he looks like any other sad lad bike messenger shitty band jerk! First of all, I don’t want anyone on the subway recognizing me. I just want to listen to my iPod and have disco fantasies. Why does he want people talking to him on the subway? Gwynie’s not giving him enough attention. Release a solo record or something.

Here’s Chris and his band performing live at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast, Northern Island.

Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Chris Martin in the gallery!


Page Six reports that Chris Martin, frontman of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow‘s nag bag,
has a problem. People don’t recognize him. Even in his homeland. He
said that he took the London Tube (how green of him) to his recent
concert at London’s O2 arena. Not only did no one on the train
recognize him, but security stopped him at the arena gate and didn’t
realize it was him. What a sad story.”Security stopped me at the door and I had to explain who I was. That was a bit embarrassing,” the possibly future single guy said.Well,
he looks like any other sad lad bike messenger shitty band jerk! First
of all, I don’t want anyone on the subway recognizing me. I just want
to listen to my iPod and have disco fantasies. Why does he want people
talking to him on the subway? Gwynie’s not giving him enough attention.
Release a solo record or something.Here’s Chris and his band performing live at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast, Northern Island.Check out all 15 photos of Chris Martin in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. Jess

    Um, I think it’s spelt Ireland.

  2. ashes

    I don’t think he was saying he wants to be recognized. I think he was just saying that he doesn’t even though he’s the frontman of a popular band.

  3. Kerry

    I wonder if the human head will explode if the ego becomes so big it can no longer fit in the cranium?

  4. bigjok

    the whole tone of article is anti coldplay

    if you dont like coldplay or chris martin, dont write about them

    its quite simple really

    im sure that chris martin frontman of the coldplay with the biggest selling albums of 2005 and 2008 worldwide really gives a toss what you think

  5. ASIF

    Thats an insult to Bike Messengers.

    1. We’ve got more style than he does.

    2. We dont waste our time Catching Trains.

    3. We would have got past Security

    4. People recognize us.

    5. We dont do emo.

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