Who Stole Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Body?

July 29th, 2008 // 9 Comments

Catherine Zeta-Jones and old-ass husband Michael Douglas are vacationing in St. Tropez and photographers captured Cathy in one of those beach caftan things, with thin legs and sad boobs swingin’ low.

Where’s the voluptuous? You mean all that cell phone commercials where she looks like she has a knock-out body and Beyonce-thick legs were CGI?

Zeta-Bones and Douglas have two kids together and look to be doing that easing into the golden twilight of their life thing. Gray hair? Check. Softening bodies? Check. Big floppy hats? Check. Golf shirts? Check? More money than Jesus? Check. Damn them to hell for that last one!

Check out all the photos of Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas in the gallery.


Catherine Zeta-Jones and old-ass husband Michael Douglas are vacationing in St. Tropez and photographers captured Cathy in one of those beach caftan things, with thin legs and sad boobs swingin’ low. Where’s the voluptuous? You mean all that cell phone commercials where she looks like she has a knock-out body and Beyonce-thick legs were CGI?Zeta-Bones
and Douglas have two kids together and look to be doing that easing
into the golden twilight of their life thing. Gray hair? Check.
Softening bodies? Check. Big floppy hats? Check. Golf shirts? Check?
More money than Jesus? Check. Damn them to hell for that last one!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Soupçon

    I don’t see any swinging boobs or ‘thin’ legs. She looks fit.

  2. Kathy

    What are you talking about? She looks great!!! I don’t see anything wrong with her at all!

  3. Guest :)

    She looks fabulous!

  4. marie

    she looks absolutely gorgeous. Some Bikini photos of her can be found at a wealthy dating site richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.

  5. scooner

    her face is okay, but she’s got old lady chicken legs. skinny and gross. they look exactly like Michael Douglas’ legs in the pic!

  6. CelebrityFanChat Raph

    i think she looks good.

  7. kait

    He looks great. She needs to give that dress to charity.

  8. lavidjio

    lavidjio

  9. w/e

    Took Photo’s of celebrities…check
    Made rude classless comments about both….check
    Living my life as a Douchebag ….”columnist”…check

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