Who Has The Dirty Underwear?

June 10th, 2009 // 21 Comments

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Blur front man Damon Albarn popped into a cafe in Notting Hill to pick up some takeout food. As he road off on his bike, Damon revealed his bright white Iambrella underwear with skid marks on them.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Kelly Halpine

    It’s from the bike, idiots…

  2. skiddle

    Nope! I’ve studied this case very closely. It’s butt dirt on the inside ..showing on the outside. Sorry Kelly.

  3. Elastica

    Posting this story was gross and shows bad manners.

  4. Kelly2

    That’s from the bike for pete’s sake.

  5. not a kelly

    UGH IT’S FROM THE BIKE. He’s in the Uk, it’s been pissing it down here, and back wheels sprays the water vertically upwards. White material gets darker when wet, PLUS it’s about 4 inches away from his bottom bits.

  6. Blurry

    Ok, this is totally from the bike. Does anyone else not notice that the mark ends before his crack starts??

    Get a grip people.

  7. booyeah

    it looks like a post-fart skid explosion. it’s positioned appropriately. why do men think wearing their pants half-assed is flattering??

  8. andrea

    its crack sweat from riding numtards

  9. gdubs

    i love you guys but seriously? its obviously from the bike.

  10. jimmy bones

    Looks like someone gambled on a fart

  11. Vicious Bitch

    Obviously the fatties of Socialite Life have never ridden a bike when the streets are wet.

    You need to get out more…and not just whoring on the streets.

  12. shardy

    sorry kids…
    it appears to be BOTH “bike” sweat
    and skid marks from a dirty brits bum

    i don’t see what the big deal is here

    these things sometimes happen,
    even to semi-famous folks

    deal with it!

  13. shardy

    sorry kids…
    it appears to be BOTH “bike” sweat
    and skid marks from a dirty brits bum

    i don’t see what the big deal is here

    these things sometimes happen,
    even to semi-famous folks

    deal with it!

  14. Pablo

    Why do guys where their pants this way? Do they think it makes their ass look good? I don’t understand it. While you are young, show it off. In time, it will be flat and droop all by itself. I can’t imagine a fashion trend for young women wherein their breasts were made to look 80 years old. Men would never put up with it. You young girls out there do not know what you are missing. So please girls, demand your ass!

  15. Chris Profitendieu

    who cares what caused the nastiness – what the hell are his ‘wears doing hanging out anyway … is that some sort of a misguided fashion statement? like with all the imbeciles walking around with their boxers hanging out?

    some dullards will jump on any trend – they’re simply too insecure to have any true style

  16. Chris Profitendieu

    oops! forgot to mention the obvious: Kelly Halpine is a world class dimwit.

  17. marie

    the street looks pretty dry to me!

  18. Rominna

    That usually happens when you mix several errors: linen, sweat and neglect.
    It is obvious that Damon ran a good bike leg, pulled the pants too short and he did not realize that their underwear was white or forgot xD
    Men’s stuff, he is not dirty, it’s just, humane: (
    You must understand:)

  19. Rominna

    That usually happens when you mix several errors: linen, sweat and neglect.
    It is obvious that Damon ran a good bike leg, pulled the pants too short and he did not realize that their underwear was white or forgot xD
    Men’s stuff, he is not dirty, it’s just, humane: (
    You must understand :)

  20. Rominna

    That usually happens when you mix several errors: linen, sweat and neglect.
    It is obvious that Damon ran a good bike leg, pulled the pants too short and he did not realize that their underwear was white or forgot xD
    Men’s stuff, he is not dirty, it’s just, humane: (
    You must understand :)

  21. definiteass
    Commented on this photo:

    It is definitely butt smudge. If it was from the bike, it would not be localized as it is. The butt cheek parts are pretty clean.

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