Whitney Houston Hits Bus, Lives


Whitney was just driving along minding her own business when her sports car rear-ended a city bus. Ms. Houston was making a left turn and didn’t see the 50,000 tons of steel in front of her. The bus only sustained minor damage, but the front bumper on Whitney’s Porsche was pretty mangled. She was given a citation for failure to yield.

When asked to comment on the situation, she simply stated, “this is whack.”