Whitney Port May Be Dumber Than She Looks

December 20th, 2010 // 2 Comments

I get the appeal of Whitney Port. Attractive girl, cat-eye makeup, large-ish boobs, blonde hair. Overall, she’s really hot. But then she speaks and you can hear the ocean. In her new photoshoot for Maxim, Port talks about The Hills and The City and looks oddly similar in the face to Amy Winehouse, no?

However, if a photo is worth a thousand words, then the behind the scenes video truly leaves me absolutely speechless. Am I alone in thinking she is really, REALLY dumb?

By Justin Thompson
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  1. Jurate

    You are alone in thinking she is dumb. The photoshoot looked amazing, she talked reasonably. WHat you excpected? Her to talk about USA external politics?

  2. Sammy

    She still did WAY better than her co-star Olivia Palermo did in the behind the scenes video for her ASOS shoot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFLvGSXtcaI

    It was like an interview with a retarded 6 year old. At one point in the video, she actually nods her head in excitement at completing a coherent(?) sentence.

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