Whitney Port May Be Dumber Than She Looks

I get the appeal of Whitney Port. Attractive girl, cat-eye makeup, large-ish boobs, blonde hair. Overall, she’s really hot. But then she speaks and you can hear the ocean. In her new photoshoot for Maxim, Port talks about The Hills and The City and looks oddly similar in the face to Amy Winehouse, no?

However, if a photo is worth a thousand words, then the behind the scenes video truly leaves me absolutely speechless. Am I alone in thinking she is really, REALLY dumb?