What Actress Is Cracking Eva Up?

August 29th, 2005 // 32 Comments

Find out after the jump.

Why it’s Eva Mendes.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Laura Lord Belle

    And they said in the USA all we could be is maids? ha! Now look at us!!!

  2. doofus

    three beautiful women.

    too bad only one of them can act.

  3. Lisa

    ….and which one would that be?

  4. Jane

    I think Doofus was referring to the best actress of the three, Ms. Mendes. Not that she’s a great actress per se, but considering her company, she’s a damn near Shakespearian!!

  5. Jane

    But that IS a LOT of eye candy for one picture! They are all gorgeous!

  6. Taco Flavored Keeses

    Taco…Burrito…Chalupa…

  7. Brandon

    HOT Mamas!!!

  8. gia

    the other two are so skinny that eva mendes looks like she has a huge ass.

  9. Sith Lord

    Mendes is Cuban-American, big-ass is mandatory…the others are Mexican-Americans and apparently sucked by the Hollywood-hype of sexy is so skinny…if you want to see big-assed Mexican women…check out one of the Spanish nightly soap-operas…all those women are beautiful and have female like bodies…such a shame…we deserve more women like Mendes…by the way JHo is Puerican-American, big-ass is also mandatory…

  10. coday

    they are gorgeous. and you all are jealous.

  11. Anon

    That’s a butter-pecan rican split I can get down with. mmmmm 3 scoops

  12. mary

    dont really have anything interesting to say about the pics except I CANNOT STAND Eva Longoria!!

    I swear if I see her face one more time I’m going to vomit.

  13. You know, I can’t hate Eva Longoria, because she seems to be the only Latina starlet who hasn’t gone blonde (or indulged in the rayitos).

    But it would be nice if she kept a lower profile.

  14. Jon

    Does anyone remember the time when girls wore outfits that matched? :)

  15. carrie

    I thought Eva Longoria is Italian? Are you sure shes Mexican-American?

  16. g

    Sexy latin bitches!

  17. Uhm, Yeah

    Jessica Alba is a catty bitch.

  18. BillG

    Typically taut, Jessica’s stomach looks like it has a slight bulge. Is Miss Alba possibly expecting?

  19. Michelle

    carrie: yes, she is mexican-american

  20. Cheyenne

    Why can’t Eva Longwhoria ever shut her mouth? It always seems to be agape!

  21. Shannon

    I like Mendes and Alba’s ok.
    Longoria is a big ol’ douchebag.

  22. harhar

    AGREE! Eva Longoria is disgusting. I cannot wait until her 15 min of fame is up.

  23. They all have beautiful smiles.

  24. Sanyo

    Eva Mendes is of Cuban descent, Jessica Alba’s father Spanish-Native American and (the bad part) Mexican, Eva Longoria Mexican but obviously alot of spanish blood.

    The actresses with mexian blood are obviously not of the same lineage of the ones we see at Home Depot waiting for work, or walking around with 6 kids and one on the way (you know the funny looking little brown ones).

    So yes all you can be is maids.

  25. Kate

    Such haters. She’s alot more beautiful than half of you even aspire to be!

  26. To the jelous and racist

    What a jelous asian bitch you are ms Sanyo, no ass, no tits and no eyelids…. Inferiority complex I’m sure..

    Quote

    Sanyo said:
    Eva Mendes is of Cuban descent, Jessica Alba’s father Spanish-Native American and (the bad part) Mexican, Eva Longoria Mexican but obviously alot of spanish blood.

    The actresses with mexian blood are obviously not of the same lineage of the ones we see at Home Depot waiting for work, or walking around with 6 kids and one on the way (you know the funny looking little brown ones).

  27. Monica

    Eva Longoria is a media whore. She isnt half as beautiful as Eva Mendes or other Latina women in Hollywood. Definitely an actress that hasnt paid her dues in Hollywood.. she just got lucky. Her talents are not impressive, if she has any.

    She never seems to know when to shut her mouth, as she thinks the whole world would bow to her feet as if she were some kind of Oscar winning beauty queen. What’s worse is that she is portrayed as this new HOT Latina…maybe in Vermont. But in Texas and the southwest, she’s just common fare. She looks like the chick that sits behind me in English class. Nothing special or spectacular.

    She needs to stop running with the idea that because her extended family is from San Antonio that it gives her the right to represent our city and to be the #1 Spurs fan. She just happens to be sucking Tony Parker’s c**k in the meantime before the next one comes along…and another c**k to suck on…

  28. uwishuwereme

    Oh stop hatin’ already..they are all beautiful and seem to enjoy each other’s company. Better than being catty to each other like most hollyweird bytches….

  29. david k

    eva mendes is hot, hot, hot and can act. eva longoria is cute and well is ok at acting. but then again anyone is wonderful at acting when compared to alba. i dont know whats up with tt mexican. she’s ashamed of her roots, tries to act like some prep white girl when in interviews she keeps cursing like an uncouthed woman. and she looks helluva lot different in person than the curvaceous woman she looks like in majorly digitally-enhanced posters of fantastic 4 (which btw was a horrid movie with utterly terrible acting). she keeps saying she doesnt use her body to fwd her career but every movie of hers it seems she’s baring it all. how cheap and untalented and distasteful cld u get? give us men some credit! leave nothing to our imagination and we’re gonna get over u before u can even say ‘taco!’. and no, alba’s not hot. looks plain. hell! the woman sellin tacos at the mall looks better than her! and yet she thinks she’s all that. honestly alba, get a grip, shut the hell up, polish up ya acting and then let the acting talk for itself. and while ure at it, eat a lil more can u? u look like a P.O.W. from World War 2.

    P.S. to the jelous and racist, not all asian women are skinny, single-eyelid and flat-chested. my gf’s a hot asian woman who’s curvy, voluptous, has beautiful big eyes with double eyelids and a perky ass to boot! stop stereotyping. u sound just as racist as sanyo is. and improve on ya spelling too ok? it’s jealous. not jelous.

  30. vero

    @ comments:

    so they do let just anyone online these days. frightening.

  31. curvydg

    Well, all three women are gorgeous especially eva mendes. The women is a goddess! Longoria is ok but she ain’t all that in a bag of chips. and jessica is such a cutie! I give more credit to mendes because she carries herself like a lady unlike other women on t.v.

  32. jam

    Eva Longoria recently decided to use her celebrity capital on cable news to promote Hispanic illegal aliens over legal-immigrants-in-line from the rest of the world. Talk about racism based on who speaks Spanish! You know the hatred is getting frantic when a Desperate Housewife becomes a Desperate Illegal Alien spokeswoman exclusively in defense of Hispanic nationals illegally in the country.

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