Back in the day there used to be fan club presidents. This late 70′s A list tweener singer and fan club favorite would change his fan club president every six months to a year. No other celebrity got so involved with his fan club. He would go to meetings and communicate directly with them all the time. The reason? He wanted to sleep with them all. He came from such a goody goody background that the only time he could have any fun or have sex or party was at these fan club “meetings.” I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a couple of kids out there too because someone had to explain to him what a condom was after he had been doing this for about a year.
(via Crazy Days And Nights)