Which Actor Has A Tiny Penis? [Blind Items]

July 18th, 2012 // Leave a Comment
Blind Items

So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.

There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?

But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category. 

As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”

And an ex-girlfriend backed this up, previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood. (via Celebzter)

By Michael Prieve
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