When You Have A Show Full of Girls…

September 19th, 2006 // 4 Comments

…there’s bound to be some cryin’.

The New York Daily News reports that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is so upset with the aggressively liberal Rosie O’Donnell that she is repeatedly upset to the point of tears.

“She is crying every day,” an insider tells Rush & Molly. “No one can control Rosie, and Elisabeth can’t contain her feelings. She gets so upset all the time.”

Of course, Rosie’s people (her spokeswoman, not lesbians as a group) deny any hard feelings and go so far as to say that the two are so close that they hang out on the weekends whilst their children play together. Once again, I’m forced to suggest a cagematch as the only way to solve this problem. In fact, I’d go so far as to suggest that maybe a lack of cagematches is what is plaguing daytime talk these days. Let’s kick it up a notch, shall we?

Written by Lisa Timmons

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  1. RDIGGITY

    Who is this elisabeth anyway? If we wanted to cover the voice of the ditzy youth couldn’t we have Paris, at least I bet she could verbally defend herself.

  2. Dish

    I’m so annoyed by Elisabeth; what a right wing cry baby. I loved her on Survivor…but what a conservative ass she has turned out to be.

  3. RDIGGITY

    Thanks a lot Dish, I never knew how she got her mug up on the screen. I only watched the first series of Survivor, after the fat guy won, I was devastated, but hey as time goes by I see the lord works in mysterious ways.

  4. Brandon Tickle

    Screw you guys- Mrs. Elisabeth rules!!
    Having just watched her little outburst at rosie on the view (im a 20 year old guy<< My mother watches the show) I came away feeling completly attracted to this woman. I only catch her comments when they make headlines- and im sure I would disagree with many of her statments. But SOMEONE needs to sucker-punch rosie and watching her today WOOO WEEEE!!!

    IM IN LOVE WITH MRS HASSELBECK

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