When Viggo Mortenson Has a Naked Fight Scene, Everyone Wins

September 14th, 2007 // 16 Comments

Sure, Viggo’s dressed all nice and fancy here at what looks like some kind of event at which he’s finally getting that family crest he ordered in the mail (I’m sure it’s something completely different, but I’m just kind of making it up as I go along here, per usual), but he has no problem walking around in just his birthday suit in his new movie, “Eastern Promises.” Director David Cronenberg chatted with the Montreal Mirror about the film, especially the homoerotic undertones between the two gangster characters in the film, Nikolai (Mortensen) and Kirill (Vincent Cassel). There’s a fight scene that takes place in a sauna that Cronenberg mentioned that I’m very curious to see–because I’m a total perv like that. Also, Cronenberg said that Viggo’s Russian accent won compliments from the Russian journalists who talked with the director about the film, much to his delight. Wow, a Russian-sounding, naked Viggo Mortensen fighting in a sauna with another naked dude. Now, that is a very specific fantasy that has to have at least one of you excited to see this movie for that reason alone.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. nastybugger

    Oh, how I love me some Viggo. Not only hot, but smart and talented too.

    he played an artist in some movie with Gwyneth Paltrow and Michael Douglas (the name escapes me…) and all of the paintings seen in the movie were actually painted by Viggo himself.

    I believe he showed us his ass in “A History of Violence” and it looked pretty good so if we get to see more of him…WHOOHOO!

  2. nymphetomine

    hey nasty, you’re thinking of a Perfect Murder. OMG, this man is perfect. I want him. A very sexy bad boy.

  3. Lo

    I adore Viggo. Definitely going to check this out.

  4. Viggo Lover

    Yes, yes, yes, oh yes!!!!!!!!!

    I am seeing the movie in my head and it deserves an OSCAR!!!!!!!!

  5. peachpie

    i *heart* ‘per usual’.

  6. Jimena

    Hey, you don´t even know he is a huge fan of the futbol team named San Lorenzo from Argentina? yes, argentina, the country placed in South America, you nasty ignorant american nerds!!! Sorry, but that is exactly what an 80%percent of your fat population is!!!

  7. nastybugger

    yes, jimena we know…he’s also a mets fan, a published poet and accomplished photographer and musician.

    and I’d rather be an ignorant nerd than a bitchy nazi-sympathizer. get bent.

  8. yum

    ooooooo…. looooooove Viggo

    he is the only reason I am interested in the movie… well that and the fact that Russian gangsters are f*cking hot

    but since you were kind enough to share that there is a fight scene with naked Russian gangsters (count the tattoos!)




  9. Audrey

    Viggo and another guy in a sauna, naked, touching………….seriously, I can’t take anymore.

  10. JImena im a size 2 and we have food and at least our government works. I read the economist.

  11. Just sayin...

    We are ignorant because we don’t recognize that this ugly crest on a piece of wood he’s holding is for some Argentinian soccer team? That’s quite a leap, Jimena.

    Anyhow, I can’t stand how sexy this man is. Yum.

  12. ZeldaF

    His beautiful face has just the most perfect bone structure. He’s Danish, I believe. I LOVED Hidalgo, if you haven’t seen it, it’s definitely worth it!

  13. Nina

    It might be uninteresting to most of you but I gotta say, that crest isn’t for “some Argentinian soccer team” and I really doubt that he thinks it’s ugly cause he’s a huge fan of San Lorenzo and that gift must mean a lot to him.
    And btw, I have no intentions of getting into any kind of argument but.. “at least our government works”??? come on…

  14. a

    Viggo was totally full frontal in the movie Indian Runner. At least I THINK it was that movie… anyway… there ya go!

  15. Lola

    Those are the initials to his argentinian soccer team “san lorenzo de almagro”, he grew up in Argentina during his teens, and has the sexiest spanish accent!!
    PS: i have no clue what’s up on Jimena’s ass, but we argentinians, are not all cranky and nasty like her!!!

  16. hoolio

    r4UxXu hi! hooli?

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