When Madonna’s Away, Guy Will Play

April 23rd, 2007 // 3 Comments

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Tensions between Madonna and husband, Guy Ritchie, are high, with their latest point of contention being her current visit to Malawi. Reportedly, Madonna became enraged when Guy opted not to come with her on her visit to the orphanage from which they adopted their son, David. As a result, the couple were reported to have been having “screaming” matches over the phone last week. And now, it sounds like an encounter which took place when Guy decided to go out with his boys, might be the new topic over which the couple can fight.

An eyewitness tells British newspaper The Daily Record, “Guy went all out to let his hair down. He came with a group of blokes who were all up for having a big night. Guy seemed a bit solemn at first. He seemed determined to drown his sorrows as the drinks flowed. “Then he hit the dance floor and spotted a leggy brunette. They seemed to just click together. When they got talking they began dancing closely. They didn’t leave together but got very close on the dance floor.”

It’s always a leggy some-thing-or-other, isn’t it? Just once, I want to hear about the squat, short-legged mystery woman, who charmed the married man with her thick haunches. As long as they’re not referring to me, that is.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. enzo girl

    Guy is such a sexy bloke! Madonna treats him like an employee, and I don’t think he wants a brood of African orphans either. I am amazed that their fake marriage has lasted this long!

  2. Cypress

    Can’t he have any fun at all? Dancing with someone is not an affair. Madonna dances with others and goes about anywhere she likes and we don’t accuse her, do we? Hahahaha. I imagine all his friends and family WISH he would leave her before she really screws up and is ruined by her selfish bossy nature.

  3. theoriginalbitch

    I agree, Dancing isn’t cheating but I’m sure the missus doesn’t see it that way. I’m certain her Madgesty served this boy his head on a platter when she returned home. Just curious why he had to be so damned public about it. Goes to a celeb/paps hang out to dance with a chicka that’s not your wife. I mean, its not like Mahiki is the local pub. Not too bright Guy.

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