When Fashion Goes Terribly Terribly Wrong

July 18th, 2005 // 27 Comments

WTF was Kelly Clarkson thinking. Another view after the jump.

(Images via JJB)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Simon

    People seem to think that a stylist has the final word on what you wear. You tell them you are not so sure and they tell you that its ok and you look great.

    Well if you don’t feel right about it then you most likely are right! If you don’t like it don’t wear it and never use that stylist again because you can not trust them to make you look good 100% of the time. If it doesn’t look the stylist shouldn’t even let you walk out the door.

  2. smartypants

    I thought this was Tara Reid at first glance…

  3. Look skanky to me!

  4. Sissy

    You know I think it’s kinda sexy. It’s like being revealing without being too revealing.
    That area hip/thigh could be the new cleavage. I think in medical books it is called the crest of illium certainly I know I love getting kissed there …oooh I better stop.

  5. Jen

    Oh my god! It’s like I’ve died and gone to camel-toe hell!

  6. LORI

    WTF???????????????????????? I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SHE ACTUALLY PAYS “STYLISTS” AND THEY LET HER OUT OF THE ROOM LOOKING LIKE THAT. KELLY, SERIOUSLY IF YOU NEED SOME HELP HONEY, I WILL DO IT FOR 1/2 OF WHAT YOU PY THEM AND YOU’LL LOOK 10 TIMES BETTER.

  7. Lucy Star

    Poor Child…thats all i have to say. She looks terrible.

  8. Cynthia

    Frankly, if the only way you can move your career up is to strip half your clothes off, maybe you should just give up singing.

  9. DB

    I’m assuming there was absolutely
    no mirrors anywhere near Kelly….. I’m sure she’s freaking over these pictures also

  10. Karl Fontaine

    Its easy..
    She cant sing, not that it makes a difference.
    The ammount of clothes artists (and im using the word artist really loosely) wear these days is directionally proportional to their talent.

  11. Rico

    Sad state if affairs…Looks like an out of work adult film star!!! What can you? This obviously a cry for help!

  12. Carrie

    Maybe she couldn’t get them all the way up????
    I really hope it doesn’t become the new style!

  13. Louis

    Hi Nat,

    Kelly Clarkson is a cute girl, but when she wears something like that….ewwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!

  14. busybody

    The weird thing is….that outfit is really not revealing anything vulgar. Her boobs aren’t hanging out, her ass isn’t hanging out. It is just a horrible, horrible outfit. The stylist responsible should be blackballed by celebrities immediately.

  15. tink

    That’s very slutty outfit so in other words I like it.

  16. Damian

    This outfit does the impossible: it is trashy without being slutty. Somehow there’s a difference—and I didn’t know it until today.

  17. nibor

    She looks hot in a vintage slut (late 80′s/early 90′s) way. I’d hit it.

  18. raffo

    I’d slap that cat. Fag stylists and haters be damned.

  19. I must agree wiht all of the “WTF???” comments. This is just terrible. But then again, I hate ANY outfit that is crotch oriented, i.e., any outfit that you abslutely can not look at without visualizing things you might not want to visualize. There is no way that ANYONE can put this on and not intend to be giving off a crotch vibe.

  20. Spaz Cadet

    If she wants to dress up like Rogue from X-men, she needs to remember to wear gloves.

  21. bethany

    I don’t know about you all, but this Midwesterner is REJOICING! REJOICING, I TELL YOU! Let’s see more of this!

    To insert my trademark baby info, I had a baby in April and did not know it was accpetable to dress like this! My untoned arms and abs (hidden under some cushioning at the moment) need no longer hide from public view! I CAN FINALLY GET THAT STRING BIKINI I HAVE BEEN EYEING! WOOHOO!

    Life is truly grand.

  22. Kelly C

    [quote] LORI said:
    WTF???????????????????????? I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SHE ACTUALLY PAYS “STYLISTS” AND THEY LET HER OUT OF THE ROOM LOOKING LIKE THAT. KELLY, SERIOUSLY IF YOU NEED SOME HELP HONEY, I WILL DO IT FOR 1/2 OF WHAT YOU PY THEM AND YOU’LL LOOK 10 TIMES BETTER.

    Posted on July 18, 2005 12:40 PM [/quote]

    You can’t even post on a stupid gossip site without an excessive amount of “???????” and ALL CAPS. WTF would ANYONE WANT TO HIRE YOU FOR???????????????????????????????????

    fuck-tard

  23. Rob

    She looks like a desperate, talentless hack who can’t sell CDs without whoring her body in this picture.

    Oh wait, she IS a desperate, talentless hack who can’t sell CDs without whoring her body.

    Nuff said

  24. oliverstwist

    she’s wearing a black one piece bathing suit. That’s exactly what it looks like.
    Who knows maybe she just got back from the pool.

  25. Lola

    Let me just say that i think you all are jealous of who she is and what she’s got. let me remind you she is not a pathetic diva like jlo and other female celebs she is the most genuine casual female celeb i know! and frankly u guys suck. at least she can pull it off! it may not be the best outfit she has ever worn but she has got an amazing voice and her career is going somewhere and she will do well.

  26. Matty

    I think she’s absolutely beautiful. I think all of those horrible who are criticising her should look themselves in the mirror, find some self respect, start thinking about what really matters in life, and ask themselves whose business it is what she wears in the first place.
    I think Kelly is gorgeous, talented, and above all brave.
    Go Kelly!

  27. mark williams

    She’s beautiful

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