What Would Happen If Star Jones And Tom Cruise Reproduced?

March 23rd, 2006 // 9 Comments

You get the picture.

In honor of tomorrow night’s premiere of Season 2 of the Showbiz Show with David Spade, Comedy Central has posted a little game in which you pick pick two celebrities and see what their baby would look like. Have a whirl!

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. d.c.

    lame final product.. if you chose a girl they make it overly masculine in appearance.. ugh, but thanks for the link

  2. Jessie

    It looks like Perez Hilton.

  3. Tess

    I thought it was Perez!!

  4. Kirsty

    Sadly… Jessie and Tess beat me to it. That is Perez Hilton’s Doppelganger

  5. Star Jones is a Bonobo, Tom Cruise would fit right in because open lifestyles are permitted in the Bonobos society:

    http://tinyurl.com/ozrqh

  6. Sparrow

    Conan does these much better, this is somewhat of a rip off. Oh well!

  7. Tracy

    Holy Shit… this is a shitty CONAN rip off….

  8. las

    The offspring of Star and Tom… scary. Can you imagine what a shameless media hog such a child would be?

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