What The Hell Is That On Prince William’s Face?

Here’s Britain’s Royal Family attending Christmas Day Mass at St. Mary’s Church in Sandringham, England. Everything appears to be copacetic. There’s hot Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth II looking lively, Zara Phillips looking like an asshole with that hat (the queen must have given her the look in the church when she saw that art project on her melon), and Prince William and….WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HIS FACE?

Ugh, homeless! Hell, the homeless look better! Scraggly! Is this to distract from the bald spot! Bring the beret back! First Paris Hilton, now this!  Hell, just try a goatee. This is not royal! Harry, talk to your bro, dude.

Click any image in the gallery for 10+ photos of the Royal Family and Prince Harry’s unfortunate beard.


Here’s Britain’s Royal Family attending Christmas Day Mass at St.
Mary’s Church in Sandringham, England. Everything appears to be
copacetic. There’s hot Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth II looking lively, Zara Phillips
looking like an asshole with that hat (the queen must have given her
the look in the church when she saw that art project on her melon), and
Prince William and….WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HIS FACE?Ugh, homeless! Hell, the homeless look better! Scraggly! Is this to distract from the bald spot! Bring the beret back! First Paris Hilton, now this!  Hell, just try a goatee. This is not royal! Harry, talk to your bro, dude.

Click any image in the gallery for 10+ photos of the Royal Family and Prince Harry’s unfortunate beard.