What The Hell Is That On Prince William’s Face?

December 27th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Here’s Britain’s Royal Family attending Christmas Day Mass at St. Mary’s Church in Sandringham, England. Everything appears to be copacetic. There’s hot Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth II looking lively, Zara Phillips looking like an asshole with that hat (the queen must have given her the look in the church when she saw that art project on her melon), and Prince William and….WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HIS FACE?

Ugh, homeless! Hell, the homeless look better! Scraggly! Is this to distract from the bald spot! Bring the beret back! First Paris Hilton, now this!  Hell, just try a goatee. This is not royal! Harry, talk to your bro, dude.

Click any image in the gallery for 10+ photos of the Royal Family and Prince Harry’s unfortunate beard.


Here’s Britain’s Royal Family attending Christmas Day Mass at St.
Mary’s Church in Sandringham, England. Everything appears to be
copacetic. There’s hot Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth II looking lively, Zara Phillips
looking like an asshole with that hat (the queen must have given her
the look in the church when she saw that art project on her melon), and
Prince William and….WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HIS FACE?Ugh, homeless! Hell, the homeless look better! Scraggly! Is this to distract from the bald spot! Bring the beret back! First Paris Hilton, now this!  Hell, just try a goatee. This is not royal! Harry, talk to your bro, dude.

Click any image in the gallery for 10+ photos of the Royal Family and Prince Harry’s unfortunate beard.

By J. Harvey
  1. hahaha

    theres no denying hes his fathers son… now Harry on the other hand, im not sure about…

  2. JD

    Hey…I don’t know. I LIKE the beard. I think it makes him look very sexy. It works for him now…at his age. It wouldn’t when he’s 40. And, yes, he is definitely his father’s son.

    But Harry. Oh my…that delicious Harry. The things I could do to that man.

  3. Lily

    Young and so handsome! Who cares if he’s losing his hair, many virile men do! Love his beard! I say keep it.

  4. Kelly

    I like it.

  5. katherine

    The 2 Princes always looks handsomely. Prince Harry looks soo much like Pincess Diana, tall and always well dress. But Prince William always looking for a way to improve, which is good.He is a true king (Future). Tiger(Harry) and Dog (William)! Harry never have to work hard to accomplish anything; everything always come natural. But my poor belove Prince William, always has to do the oppossite from his little brother. He works hard! Then BUSY Kate on top of him! She born on the year of a snake. She is beautiful but not for Prince William. She will kill after the marry. Snake and Dog. It better that Dog with Horse; 2 gentle animals that understands manythings.

  6. Katherine

    corection! Prince William born on the year of a Dog and Kate born on the of a Hen. Don’t get along! If marry, there will be dead in the family or it will be a divioce in the future! History may be reperting.I wish you all my heart Prince William. Think before you do. You all very smart man and only a kid. love

  7. Katherine

    corection: Pronce William Is the Dog and Kat is born on the year of the hen

  8. jollyroger

    HOW DO YOU DO… ROYALTY

    Diana

    She did lots of things that helped the Royal Family become more up to date. How does fannying around, crying lots, marrying a jug eared mumbler, f**king Will Carling, filling up my TV with “portraits” of herself, getting mangled and making me miss a weeks television whilst praying for the death of a major song writing artist, help anything?

    …MORE AT lifestyleguides.blogspot.com

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