What Big Screen Hearthrob Likes Toys?

Anyone? Anyone?

Could it be that a certain big-screen heartthrob has been throbbing all by his lonesome?  So say sources close to the wild man, who tell me that he’s never been lucky in love – with either sex.  That’s lots of lonely knights.  How does he spell relief?  D-I-L-D-O.  That’s how.  Hopefully, he won’t get a splinter.

(Source: Filth2Go)

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