What Big Screen Hearthrob Likes Toys?

November 11th, 2005 // 3 Comments

Anyone? Anyone?

Could it be that a certain big-screen heartthrob has been throbbing all by his lonesome?  So say sources close to the wild man, who tell me that he’s never been lucky in love – with either sex.  That’s lots of lonely knights.  How does he spell relief?  D-I-L-D-O.  That’s how.  Hopefully, he won’t get a splinter.

(Source: Filth2Go)

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. King Smart Ian

    Charleton Heston? Gotta be.

  2. King Smart Ian

    Second guess: Woody Harrelson – why else the splinter reference? No, second thought, I’m sticking with Heston

  3. Krystyn

    Richard Gere? No, I think he’s married…

    But a big clue would the be “knight” reference…

    How about Sean Connery?

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