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April 16th, 2007 // 10 Comments

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J.J. needs not to slum . Ann Coulter and Jimmie “J.J.”….I can’t even finish typing this. It’s a slow news day, people. Did she answer an ad or something? ‘Cause no one wants to date her ignorant ass.

Virtually unseen since her John Edwards backlash began, gay-bashing blonde beyotch Ann Coulter arrived to the 5th Annual TV Land Awards with “Good Times” star Jimmie “JJ” Walker. Dyn-O-WHAT?!!!

The odd couple walked the red carpet on Saturday and proved that there hasn’t been a stranger pairing at an awards show since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley kissed like two dead fish at the MTV VMAs in 1994. Mwah!

While Coulter and Walker are not romantically involved, their diabolical press plan worked — they were definitely noticed! Immediately following the show, Ann was helicoptered out of the venue and placed back under her rock.

Seriously? Stop. Thelma or Wilona should whup her ass.

By J. Harvey
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  1. leilah

    (On bended knees in prayer) Please, God, please let this be a real coupling. A more-perfect pairing has never existing (well, save for A & E). I promise I won’t bitch at anyone for…at least a week.

  2. meh

    hey. jj has some sense. for all u know it all liberals, he is a conservative. common knowledge. so hate on.

  3. mel

    I Love her! She has just as much right to say what she wants as anyone else. Just because you don’t share her views, she needs to be quiet? NO I don’t think so. Remember its a free country!

  4. clark

    just because you don’t agree with her doesn’t mean she’s ignorant. She’s a heck of a lot smarter than you and most people. You would probably have to get your dictionary out to read the first two sentences of anything she writes.

  5. Smith

    These two Z-listers utterly deserve each other, and yes it is a publicity stunt. Going to the TV Land Awards is what all the fading stars do.

    Poor JJ, now he’s dating transvestites – even Gary Coleman stays away form those.

    I’ve unfortunately been to JJ’s site and he is a pompous and obnoxious bore of the highest order and of course she is an obnoxious cuntbag so they deserve each other.

  6. max

    Um, no one had really insulted her on this posting before you dill-holes started defending her. But, since there has been so much defending, let me do a little attacking.
    She is a tedious dimbulb, and why would anyone need a dictionary to decipher “I’m blonde and proud of it. That’s why I’m a republican.” That’s self-explanatory, no reference books needed.

  7. SARAH

    ANN COULTER IS EVIL!!! YES SHE IS WELL EDUCATED, BUT SHE IS NOT SMART. BIG DIFFERENCE.
    YES, I’M A “LIBERAL”…….I’M ALL FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH & PEOPLE HAVING THEIR OWN OPINIONS. NO, I DON’T EXPECT EVERY LAST PERSON ON EARTH TO COMPLY TO MY WAY OF THINKING. BUT I DON’T GO THROUGH LIFE INSULTING PEOPLE WITH MEAN NASTY NAME CALLING, MAKING PEOPLE HATE ME & ALL I STAND FOR. THERE IS EXPRESSING YOUR OPINION AND THEN THERE IS SPEWING HATE. ANOTHER BIG DIFFERENCE.

  8. peachpie

    wow… who knew ann freakin’ coulter would rile all ya’ll up so early in the morning. sorry, but i can’t muster up enough energy to even care about that woman. pfftt — it would only be a waste of energy anyway. plus, the cream in my coffee is a little teensy bit on the questionable side — and if i show it ann coulter’s picture, it would surely curdle….

  9. Mickie

    I think this picture looks like Seal and Heidi klum in about 25 years.

  10. i like white bitch

    doesn’t matter, JJ tapping that white ass when he gets home. Another white hoe for a brother.

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