What The Whuck Is Helena Christensen Wearing? [PHOTOS]

Kate Winslet
The star wore Stella McCartney to the 'Carnage' premiere.
Smile, Helena!
Helena Christensen and Kate Bosworth.
Harper's Bazaar
Ed Westwick and Helena Christensen pose.
Helena Christensen wore a patterned Stella McCartney dress with mighty special blue tights to tonight’s Swarovski Crystallized Unsigned Model Search Event at Swarovski Crystallized in London, England.

Yes, she’s gorgeous…but this outfit could qualify her to join Courtney Love’s Team Crazy.  If we took the tights away, would you still like the dress?