Here we have the actual new ad for Mariah Carey’s new fragrance – “M”. What a magical, sensuous world Mimi lives in. Hello, lambs! Thank you for all the scrapbooks, and the screen savers, and the cards and letters. Thank you for worshiping me! Mimi has been emancipated and now she’s going on a grrraaannnddd adventure! OK, I’ll fess up. On the cruise all you really had to watch was Logo, and they ran this interview with her about 5 million times. And they were basically trying to get her to denounce homophobia in hip-hop and all she wanted to do was plug her tour. And that was the back and forth. What I wanted to hear about – the crazy years – wasn’t mentioned in the slightest. I want to hear about the New Jersey parking lot meltdown and terrifying Carson Daley with the ice cream cart wearing only a t-shirt and hot pants! Where’s THAT interview, Mims? Hello LLAAAAMMBBBSSS! As for this ad, I don’t think Photoshop had a thing to do with it.
August 7th, 2007 // 3 Comments