We’re Sorry For Running Another Britney Story But This One’s Kinda Funny

August 15th, 2007 // 8 Comments

The National Enquirer is going to claim in its latest issue that there’s security camera footage of Britney beating K-Fed with a frying pan during their marriage. And that K-Fed’s gonna roll tape in court. This is totally the sort of hillbilly behavior that I thought went on when these two were together.

To bolster his case, Kevin has obtained video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their $12 million mansion is Malibu. The sophisticated security system recorded activity in the home from the front gates to the kitchen in 2005 and 2006, according to insiders.

In one tape, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas. In another incident Britney whacked Kevin with a frying pan. “Kevin was going to use the frying pan, but Britney grabbed it and hit him with it when he turned his back,” said the insider. “He grabbed the pan out of her hand and walked away, but she hurled an ashtray at him. He dodged it, and it hit the sliding glass door.”

With all this fighting when did they have time to make moonshine in the still out back? If anyone has access to this video, please please please post it on Youtune. Please? My firstborn? My remaining kidney? My liver? No, you don’t want that.

By J. Harvey

  1. jeffro

    Why is she dressed like a UPC barcode?

  2. rootabega

    i would even throw in one of my kidneys to see that!

  3. T-Bone

    Thank God someone in Britney’s camp was smart enough to make Kevin Federline sign a prenuptial agreement. But it seems they forgot the “shut your mouth or get sued clause”, like most celebrities have when they marry low-life losers and hang with opportunistic friends.

  4. Loyal Reader

    The most important question is…

    Are we gonna get to see these tapes?!

    OH what I would pay to see KFed get smacked with a frying pan!

  5. Zekers

    Hahahahaha! Good one lookwhaticando-so true!

  6. nastybugger

    I don’t think confidentiality clauses are applicable to court proceedings regarding the safety of children. also, I don’t know if security footage would be covered under such a clause.

    if she did slap him and hit him with a frying pan, it’s certainly possible that she’d hit the kids.

  7. T-Bone

    Something tells me, nastybugger, that Kevin egged her on in all ways — drinking, smoking, playing hard, fighting, eating sh*tty food etc…etc… Wasn’t he in Vegas partying night after night while she was pregnant? I don’t ever condone physical abuse, but I have no doubt that Britney and Kevin were in ALL of this together. And now, since she divorced him, he’s playing the good cop/bad cop game with the public and they’re buying it. Britney needs help for sure. Luckily she has nannies to help her out when she needs to get away. But Kevin F. is looking for money. Yes, I believe he cares for his kids, but so does Britney. They’re just both immature and messed up — BOTH of them.

  8. nastybugger

    I wouldn’t necessarily call it “egging her on”, but his behavior while they were married was HARDLY conducive to having a good and healthy marriage.

    however, she was no saint herself. She knowingly lured (not that he probably required a lot of encouragement – saw his meal ticket and jumped right in…) a man who was in a relationship with the mother of his children. she knew what kind of guy he was and yet still entered into this relationship.

    also, she put up with his shenanigans for FAR too long, but I think she’s a very needy person who craved love from someone…ANYone, really…and was willing to put up with his behavior as long as he wasn’t going to leave her. I really wish she had given him the boot BEFORE there were children involved, but she probably thought that having his kid might change him. considering he had two kids already when they got together, though, I wonder what made her think “he’ll change for ME even if he didn’t for shar”.

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