We’re Sorry Australia
As an American, I generally feel obligated to apologize any time one of our trashy little starlets decides to venture abroad and–well, exist, really. I kind of was hoping that Paris’ name would confuse people into thinking that perhaps she was French, but I’m pretty sure getting away with that BS is long since past. It turns out her reason for being at Australia’s Bondi Beach in Sydney lately (I’m sure you’ve seen her showering with her friend of the moment, Kim Kardashian, in tow) is, as I should have suspected, related to drinking. Page Six of the New York Post reports:
Hilton is Down Under because she’s being paid a reported $1 million to host a New Year’s Eve party for a new beer, Bondi Blonde. Among her duties is helping select one of 40 Aussie beach babes as the face of the new brew. The slogan for the beer – which takes its name from the surfing mecca where Post columnist Steve Dun leavy grew up – is, “at last, a natural Blonde in Bondi!”
How quaint. Using a bottle blonde to sell a bottle o’ blonde. Sounds like those beer folks had a sense of humor when they decided to cook up this marketing scheme. Either that, or were drunk.
More photos of Paris and Kim Kardashian leaving Sydney after the jump.
PARIS’ $1M NEW YEAR’S [Page Six | New York Post]