Well, There Goes Lunch. Thanks, Naked TomKat.

I literally was biting into my sandwich when I just now read that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning on doing a nude photo shoot to sexy up their image. Apparently, the Beckham’s recent photo shoot for W magazine has the Scientology power couple envious and eager to portray themselves in a similar fashion. The only rule the couple have is that their photo spread be even more risque than that of Posh and Becks.

“They are already planning the various photos,” says a source close to the pair. “Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”

Now, I’m just as big a pervert as the next guy, but I don’t think they understand what their photo-shoot would be missing that made the Beckham’s spread so sexually appealing, namely David Beckham.