Well, There Goes Lunch. Thanks, Naked TomKat.

August 2nd, 2007 // 17 Comments

I literally was biting into my sandwich when I just now read that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning on doing a nude photo shoot to sexy up their image. Apparently, the Beckham’s recent photo shoot for W magazine has the Scientology power couple envious and eager to portray themselves in a similar fashion. The only rule the couple have is that their photo spread be even more risque than that of Posh and Becks.

“They are already planning the various photos,” says a source close to the pair. “Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”

Now, I’m just as big a pervert as the next guy, but I don’t think they understand what their photo-shoot would be missing that made the Beckham’s spread so sexually appealing, namely David Beckham.

(WENN)

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Cameron

    Gross!!!! It would have been awesome back in Tom’s “Top Gun” days, but now it’s just icky. Do you think they’ll photoshop his moobies?

  2. green cardigan

    those photos will require a lot of blurring, erasing, stretching and thinning out.

    I hope whoever has the enviable job of taking photos of Tub Tub and Cankles in the nip, have the latest version of Photoshop.

  3. oh my eyes

    PHOTOSHOP PHOTOSHOP PHOTOSHOP .. and bleach. B/c even the thought of that garden gnome nekkid is making me want to bleach my corneas. BLEECH. How sad, desperate and pathetic a cry for attention this whole concept is.

  4. scorp69

    I really hate to say it, but Tom actually looks pretty cute with his nazi hair cut.

  5. scorp69

    I really hate to say it, but Tom actually looks pretty cute with his nazi hair cut.

  6. scorp69

    I really hate to say it, but Tom actually looks pretty cute with his nazi hair cut.

    sorry! (runs off to hide)

  7. scorp69

    I really hate to say it, but Tom actually looks pretty cute with his nazi hair cut.

    sorry! (runs off to hide)

  8. scorp69

    oops…sorry bout the posts.

  9. And, NO! No! No! NO!!!!!

  10. woohoo

    oh my eyes– LMAO

  11. MsKat

    I think Tom would be okay with David Beckham joining them for the photoshoot

  12. lookwhaticando

    No body wants to see Tom’s old short ass nakee, please say it aint so,

  13. Pen

    anyone notice how katie looks happy when she’s with friends but not when she’s with tom. their kid looks older than they say – maybe that’s why they hid her for six months. i loved the beckham pictures but GROSS if this couple do some.

  14. devil

    Well, Tom is gross and Posh is REALLY gross. How about a photo shoot of Becks and Katie?

  15. Zekers

    This just can’t be true…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  16. Prick Up Your ears

    The photo shoot of Posh and Becks was pretty hot.

    Well, Becks was hot at least….

    Tomkat, stop trying so hard.

  17. hmweis1

    1. This sounds made up. 2. ew.

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