Well, It Stayed On…

Easy there, diva! The human race is waiting for that wooden leg to fly off. So try to act as humble as possible while you can so you can garner some sympathy after Shandi Finnessey (who in the hell?) is killed by your hurtling prothesis and the world calls you a killer. “Golddigger” will seem like a field day!

God, I wanna bang Joey Fatone so bad.

(Mavrix Photo)

Photos of Heather Mills prior to the show (she’s eating a snack) are after the jump.