“And welcome to my home. Let’s teleport into my closet so I can show you a few things about personal style. *shimmering sound* See this jacket? That vomit on it is from me. I took too many Percocets. Percocets can be very helpful when youre feeling stressed or misunderstood. Your personal style is usually built on accquiring the things that you desire. If you want to make an album that you feel should sound like Belinda Carlisle strangling Ann Wilson, go for it. See this dress? And this hat? I didnt buy them together. But they’re a perfect match. Lace is over 4,000 years old and can be worn on any occasion. When you’re down or up, or when you feel like Stevie Nicks is talking to you. I’m glad you could join me. Thanks so much for coming!”
More photos of the ladies outside of Winston’s after the jump.