Welcome To The Tom Cruise Scientology Centre

From Liquid Generation of course. The Tom Cruise Scientology Centre is all the rage right now. However, don’t head down to the center to score meds. When you have Kirstie Alley and Kelly Preston warning you about the evils of psychiatry and medicine, you know something’s very wrong.

Kelly Preston isn’t helping to soften us up for the aliens either by saying things like, “Eight out of the last 13 school shooters were taking prescribed psychiatric drugs…”. Although 8 out of 13 may sound like a lot, I would like to point out that 100 percent of Kelly’s current husbands have come onto me while I was bartending in Santa Monica. So maybe if she took some Zoloft she could cope with her denial and address the fact that her husband trolls for gay sex. Back off John. That rap may work with the runaways and desperate aspiring actors, but not with me.

Kirstie Alley knows what’s best [IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

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