Weekend Roundup: Britney And Her Faux Birth
- In candids this week Dakota Fanning hugs a monkey, Naomi Campbell wins an award, an evening with Wilmer Valderrama, Eva Longoria and Jamie Foxx, Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller sneak around, and Cher with Christina Aguilera.
- Eva Longoria’s granny is not to fond of interracial relationships. She opens her mouth and stupid words fall out, and blames a reporter for twisting her words.
- If you missed this weeks Blow Out and America’s Next Top Model, we didn’t.
- Paris Hilton possibly broke up with Stavros Niarhos and hooked up with Paris Latsis.
- This week in TomKat: they make out in front of his kids, and Scientology kills.
- Pete Doherty is a wreck and a mess.
- Rumors about Lindsay Lohan abound.
This weeks pretty people on display are the virgintastic Adriana Lima, pretty boy Ryan Reynolds, the return of Gillian Anderson, Vin Diesel, and Adriana Lima And Ana Beatriz Barros.
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Italian wedding never happened. Brad Pitt smokes and blows.
- Simon Cowell doesn’t give a damn about the Clay Aiken sex scandal. Clay Aiken’s fans speak out, but can’t spell.
- James Bond will be full frontal. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a hero to half of our readers.
- Donald Trump names his baby Barron William Trump.