Watch Out Virgins, One Of You Is About To Pop Your Cherry AND Get Your First STD
TMZ. How I love your news-gathering skills, which keep me from ever actually having to go out in the field, Anderson Cooper-style, and do any real paparazzi work of my own. And once again, I thank you for this gem of a story:
sources tell TMZ that famed on-camera sexhibitionists Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about “participating” in a reality show currently in production called “Virgin Territory,” in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land. Ironically, it’s being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris’ sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch “Territory” than “One Night in Paris,” Hilton’s infamous night-visioned romp.
The above picture is a poster of the show which has the information on it that will be displayed on billboards in both Times Square and L.A. to help find the willing virgins. I love that they’re clearly looking for a young Woody Allen to show up to audition.
My money is on Jameson possibly going through with this. And even then, I sort of highly doubt it, even though I do think it would make some deliciously trashy television. But who knows, maybe you could trick Paris into doing it by convincing her it’s a Carl’s Jr. commercial.