There’s no doubt that the entire world is excited for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
It’s gonna have action and romance and Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence–basically, it’s got all the goodies. Still, the one thing it does not have is hot guys.
At least that’s what the critic from the The Onion thinks. As he puts it, there is no way that Peeta–Josh Hutcherson–would win Katniss because, “He’s not ugly, he just could’ve been way cuter.”
I am obsessed with this review. Peter K. Rosenthal doesn’t even want to see these boys shirtless because they’re not hot. Except for Liam Hemsworth, who is a 10. Watch the video above and prepare to laugh really, really hard. God I love The Onion. (Also, you all do know it’s a satire website, unlike these people, right?)